I'm not kidding!
I can foul up a Pot Noodle. The only reason I'm not fat is that most of what I try to cook goes in the bin. I might sell it as a diet plan!
Lose 3 stone in 3 weeks! Let me cook for you...
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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?,
Sun 17 Jan 2010, 19:11,
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