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# good cyclops-goat disguise!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 17 Jan 2010, 19:15, archived)
# You could always print it out, make two little holes in the sides, attach strings, and wear it to the shops.
Like I do.
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Sun 17 Jan 2010, 19:17, archived)
# they already think i'm weird in that shop
especially after i went in for something, paid for it, then looked at the cashier and said ""MMMMMMMMMMMM, CHICKEN!" really loudly, before walking out.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 17 Jan 2010, 19:19, archived)
# But how would they know it was you, in your cyclops-goat disguise mask
Unless you shouted "MMMMMMMMMMM, CHICKEN!"
which would rather give the game away, somewhat
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Sun 17 Jan 2010, 19:24, archived)
# because i'm in there almost every day
and i know he's been checkin' out my fine ass
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 17 Jan 2010, 19:26, archived)
# So,
he wouldn't be looking at your face then. The scoundrel!
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Sun 17 Jan 2010, 19:30, archived)
# dashed clever
scuttling my disguise like that
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 17 Jan 2010, 19:32, archived)
# works for me all the time.

that lady is checkin out MY fine ass
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Sun 17 Jan 2010, 19:40, archived)
# yes, but
she wears her handbag strap around her neck, which is pikey and wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 17 Jan 2010, 19:44, archived)
# I bow to your superior knowledge of what is pikey and non-pikey
I shall look for a future partner elsewhere.
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Sun 17 Jan 2010, 19:48, archived)
# avoid females
who wear pyjamas outside.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 17 Jan 2010, 19:52, archived)
# Thankyou for your kind advice.
I shall restrict my hunt for a future partner to hospital wards and suchlike.
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Sun 17 Jan 2010, 19:59, archived)
# this is a good plan
as they will probably be too ill to fight back ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 17 Jan 2010, 20:01, archived)
# Or dead.
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Sun 17 Jan 2010, 20:03, archived)
# even better
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 17 Jan 2010, 20:04, archived)
# Cracked it Ms. Smash
The future's looking rosy!
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Sun 17 Jan 2010, 20:06, archived)
# i'm a disgrace to my sex
and i like it ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 17 Jan 2010, 20:07, archived)
# Haha! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Sun 17 Jan 2010, 20:07, archived)