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# this is how i feel
i really need to get some decent tissues, the cheap bog roll i'm using to blow my nose is starting to take the fucking skin off
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 0:39, archived)
# vaseline
is like a miracle cure
(I helped save b3ta! izb posting occasional messages since 2001, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 0:40, archived)
# especially for bumsex
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 0:41, archived)
# scooting backwards up the bed
with a horrified look on your face usually helps, too
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 0:46, archived)
# you're no fun
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 0:48, archived)
# i am fun
i just believe my personal import/export arrangements shouldn't be messed with
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 0:51, archived)
# i hate vaseline
it's all greasy and suchlike
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 0:46, archived)
# that's what a friend of mine calls John Wayne toilet paper
rough, tough, and won't take shit off of nobody
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 0:59, archived)
# heheheh
that's what we called that shiny bog paper we used to get in school
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 1:01, archived)