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# Oh, thank fuck for that.
*breathes almighty sigh of relief*
Now I just have to live with old scotch egg of the rectum.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 11:18, archived)
# do you want brown sauce with that?
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 11:19, archived)
# Already sorted for that, ta.
It's this livid green sauce that worries me.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 11:22, archived)
# and the viscous jelly
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 11:23, archived)
# I won't deny the viscous jelly is there,
it's just that it doesn't worry me.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 11:28, archived)
# lube
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 11:30, archived)
# Anything to shift this fucking scotch egg.
Lube, fraudulent mail-order vacuum pumps, the lot.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 11:34, archived)