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# Never mind that, top /talker and all round good egg Donkey Gums has just declared his willingness to service The Ladies.


Form an orderly queue.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 10:41, archived)
# ^this is crap
so I'm going to pearoast in your thread
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 10:46, archived)
# Good heavens, Monty. Haven't seen you in ages. Then again, I've been in the horrible witching hours and this is my first day-shift time for quite a while.
Are you keeping well?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 10:49, archived)
# I'm splendid thanks- not always on here- I dip in when I can
how's things up your end?
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 10:56, archived)
# Tactless bastad.
I have cancer of the rectum, and it got diagnosed horribly late. As you knew full well. And now everybody knows.
Have a nice day.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 10:58, archived)
# that's not cancer
it's just an old scotch egg
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 11:11, archived)
# Oh, thank fuck for that.
*breathes almighty sigh of relief*
Now I just have to live with old scotch egg of the rectum.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 11:18, archived)
# do you want brown sauce with that?
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 11:19, archived)
# Already sorted for that, ta.
It's this livid green sauce that worries me.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 11:22, archived)
# and the viscous jelly
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 11:23, archived)
# I won't deny the viscous jelly is there,
it's just that it doesn't worry me.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 11:28, archived)
# lube
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 11:30, archived)
# Anything to shift this fucking scotch egg.
Lube, fraudulent mail-order vacuum pumps, the lot.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 11:34, archived)
# BOOBIES?
They get my vote!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 10:57, archived)
# That's fucking shit.
I'm going to do one of you now and it will look good and people will laugh at your bamboo cane like frame and face like an asthmatic tortoise.
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 10:55, archived)
# GIRLFIGHT!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 10:56, archived)
# who fucking cares?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 10:56, archived)
# quite right. If you're going to insult someone, do it properly. Like this:
Amorous Badger is a cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 10:57, archived)
# exactly
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 11:05, archived)
# .....
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 10:58, archived)