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[challenge entry] Air travel, space travel... the next step?


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(Spikey, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 23:25, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/9880789
pvc vinyl
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 23:27, archived)
# Didn't Virgin own Mates at one point?
(I helped save b3ta! nick the greek, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 23:29, archived)
# You'd Know (tm)
;P
(MrKane 01234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 23:33, archived)
# Looks like he bloody started it.
The horny git.
(Spikey, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 23:38, archived)
# "Johnny Rotten?"
"I doubt it mate, this is only the third time I've used it."

*EDIT* I first told a version of this gag at a family gathering when I was 10. The fucking adults then forced me to explain it to them, to their great amusement. Cunts. The main culprit died of a heart attack several years later, so who's laughing now, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 23:43, archived)
# a childhood trauma
and passive aggressive hatred

yay!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 0:14, archived)
# I want a fucking space ship
damn it
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 0:09, archived)
# Have one, then.
*gives spaceship*

(Mind the tyre pressure, though)
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 0:20, archived)
# yay! But I wanted an actual fucking spaceship, like this

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 0:24, archived)
# Get welding, then.
Once you're done, nobody'll suspect that underneath it's just a 1987 Maestro.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 0:33, archived)
# nobody would suspect a 1987 meastro!
not even in 1987
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 0:53, archived)
# Especially if it happens to resemble a massive magenta cock-shaped spaceship.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 1:02, archived)