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# None at all actually.
Well unless you count me saying that 'I enjoy playing the guitar in my spare time,' as a lie, when I actually meant murdering prostitutes and shitting down their gullets?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 0:39, archived)
# Goodness.
Am I the only one who lies like a bastard when applying for jobs? And I think the guitar/prostitute thing was wise.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 0:41, archived)
# I really shouldn't think so.
Is exaggerating something the same as lying? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 0:43, archived)
# Nah. Exaggeration is truthful, by my standards :)
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 0:45, archived)
# That's fine then :D
It's basically just to explain away a gap in employment. I said I went travelling, by which I mean I got a bus a couple of times ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 0:49, archived)
# Pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 0:49, archived)
# :D
It was quite funny actually, in an interview I had about a year ago I said I had been away travelling for a bit. He asked where, I said the South of Spain. He asked where and I said Javea. He said, Oh, my girlfriends family have a place there, I have been a couple of times. Luckily, I have also been there a lot of times so was able to bullshit sufficiently. It taught me a very important lesson, always base your lies in some truth.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 0:55, archived)
# Maybe he was lying, in an attempt to catch you out.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 0:59, archived)
# Pfft!
Nah, he definitely knew the place :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 1:00, archived)
# I lie like a fucker
I told the job I have now that I know SQL inside and out, it was a bit of a mad week trying to learn it all
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 0:59, archived)
# You know Shaquille O'Neal inside out?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 1:00, archived)