Chickens may be requisitioned thru
the use of form CHX-2110-AMT as long as you have a standing Xylophoner's license and ham's legs.
Failure to meet these requirements may result in partial or total Jehoosifat.
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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck,
Mon 1 Feb 2010, 23:36,
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