Dip private parts in paint, rub against desired surface.
NOT desirable surface. Better to do this without paint.
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zoldergoose,
Tue 2 Feb 2010, 18:08,
archived)
Childish frivolity & japes
They have such imaginations. And should be disregarded.
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zoldergoose,
Tue 2 Feb 2010, 18:15,
archived)