Once, on a hilltop under a currently-unfashionable influence,I kicked a Kentucky Fried Chicken bag, in the sudden belief it was a severed head, and therefore this was the only sensible course of action.
It whirled in the wind, turned this way and that, and then suddenly and unexpectedly latched itself onto my mate's face. He was similarly enlightened to the rest of us at the time, only significantly less amused.
(It whirled in the wind, turned this way and that, and then suddenly and unexpectedly latched itself onto my mate's face. He was similarly enlightened to the rest of us at the time, only significantly less amused.
Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Fri 5 Feb 2010, 3:15,
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I once nicked some kids ball and booted it in the airit landed on an old guys head (on a family walk) and knocked his hat off. I was amused
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Fri 5 Feb 2010, 3:22,
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That would've been amusing even you weren't tripping at the time. Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Fri 5 Feb 2010, 3:29,
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hahhanever get spiked with Ketamine. ( you will walk like a robot )
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Fri 5 Feb 2010, 3:36,
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All b3tans walk like robots. But:Some shine like diamonds.
Some 'shop like angels.
Some draw like demons.
Some snicker like goblins.
Some eat like pigs.
Some rhyme like politicians.
Some dance like poets.
(Some 'shop like angels.
Some draw like demons.
Some snicker like goblins.
Some eat like pigs.
Some rhyme like politicians.
Some dance like poets.
Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Fri 5 Feb 2010, 3:49,
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and some wank like trains
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Fri 5 Feb 2010, 4:13,
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