I think I've just found it (though I don't remember the graf when I used to see it, but it was years ago and I was doing quite a lot of drugs at that time)And I think this is real as it's from a geek site:
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Thu 25 Feb 2010, 12:06,
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next stop bad trip central
rduke "you can buy most things in most shops",
Thu 25 Feb 2010, 12:39,
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