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# I think you'll find they are bruce forsyths preserved testicles™
he was born with 8, so he kept one and preserved the rest for future generations
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 23:03, archived)
# Oh god we must find and destroy this object
KILL IT WITH FIRE
(Omicron 2 years gone in a flash, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 23:05, archived)
# i think he kept them on his face
it looks like a stretched scrotum
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 23:06, archived)
# And in reality
his scrotum has fewer than 3 hairs per testicle on it.
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Fri 5 Mar 2010, 23:41, archived)