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# Penis de Milo


Sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Fri 5 Mar 2010, 22:32, archived)
# woah, different colour than the rest of him
(__, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 22:37, archived)
# It's the traditional B3ta knob colour
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Fri 5 Mar 2010, 22:38, archived)
# Official CDC, all seems in order here
Wait a minute... I see more than THREE hairs per testiclite!

It's porridge for you, matey!
(I helped save b3ta! Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright., Fri 5 Mar 2010, 22:39, archived)
# Fucksocks
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Fri 5 Mar 2010, 22:42, archived)
# You thought you could cheat us like this
Hardened criminal types like yerself make me sick, that and my chronic bulimia.
(I helped save b3ta! Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright., Fri 5 Mar 2010, 22:44, archived)
# I will allocate you a small amount of jam for your porridge for posting an appropriate response
don't get used to it though
(Omicron 2 years gone in a flash, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 22:45, archived)
# Ay ay ay Mister, who died and made you jam monitor?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 22:46, archived)
# Well no one else was monitoring it so I took it upon my self to do the duty
(Omicron 2 years gone in a flash, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 22:47, archived)
# Also I have this badge so that must mean I am
(Omicron 2 years gone in a flash, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 22:55, archived)
# that is clearly a jar of preserved apricots
which are not jam.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 22:56, archived)
# Rumbled!
(I helped save b3ta! Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright., Fri 5 Mar 2010, 22:57, archived)
# *ninja edits*
now are you happy?
(Omicron 2 years gone in a flash, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 23:01, archived)
# i will never be happy
until i have my henchmen, my doomsday weapon, billions of pounds, my secret volcano lair and total global domination.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 23:03, archived)
# Why doomsday weapons? Why would anyone want to destroy the world?
Then you die too, or you have nothing to rule.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 23:05, archived)
# it's not for actually using
it's for threatening. if people think i'm crazy enough to use it, they'll do what i want!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 23:07, archived)
# I think you'll find they are bruce forsyths preserved testicles™
he was born with 8, so he kept one and preserved the rest for future generations
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 23:03, archived)
# Oh god we must find and destroy this object
KILL IT WITH FIRE
(Omicron 2 years gone in a flash, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 23:05, archived)
# i think he kept them on his face
it looks like a stretched scrotum
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 23:06, archived)
# And in reality
his scrotum has fewer than 3 hairs per testicle on it.
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Fri 5 Mar 2010, 23:41, archived)
# ANARCHY!
*throws desk through window and scarpers*
(I helped save b3ta! Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright., Fri 5 Mar 2010, 22:48, archived)
# can i be the marmite dispenser?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 22:48, archived)
# Got a yeast infection?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 22:49, archived)
# *snifffs gusset*
no, i don't think so
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 22:51, archived)
# Is that what they call them in prison nowadays?
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Fri 5 Mar 2010, 22:49, archived)
# as far as i know
they call them jailhouse slags.
i may be a bit behind the times on this one, though
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 22:52, archived)
# I don't think anyone here would claim the authority to correct you
although there's a surprising number of inmates with internet access if you believe the papers.
(I helped save b3ta! Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright., Fri 5 Mar 2010, 22:54, archived)
# bloody prisons!
they're like fucking holiday camps!
*fans self with a daily mail*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 22:57, archived)
# Pay moi taxes so some blardy crim can play pool all day?
This is an aaaarrrtrage!
(I helped save b3ta! Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright., Fri 5 Mar 2010, 22:58, archived)
# you are tony harrison
aicmfp
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 22:58, archived)
# Rumbled!
Again!
(I helped save b3ta! Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright., Fri 5 Mar 2010, 23:00, archived)
# Better than being a goth-ninja-penguin
io9.com/5485282/meet-blackie-the-mutant-penguin
(it even has a cfb suitable for using as a source pic)
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 23:02, archived)
# Blackie?
I'd have called him Sambo.
(I helped save b3ta! Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright., Fri 5 Mar 2010, 23:03, archived)
# were any of the other Tweenies
thalidomide victims?

I know the dog had mange and Max was suffering from senile dementia, but I dunno about the rest of them.
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Fri 5 Mar 2010, 22:41, archived)