He'll f**k you up
and then stand very still for half an hour.
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Mon 8 Mar 2010, 12:08,
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Nooo, stop standing so calmly at the bottom of my garden!
Slowly snarfing all my goldfish.
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Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright.,
Mon 8 Mar 2010, 12:09,
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