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# All the unicorn needs to do is find a low-hanging Y shaped branch
and, er ... slide it's horn into it with the doughnut above, then bend at the knees. The doughnut will come off, and fall through the gap onto the floor, whence the unicorn can eat said doughnut.

Duh.

God - unicorns are well fick innit.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 13:10, archived)
# just like 'em forrins
(Omicron 2 years gone in a flash, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 13:12, archived)
# And wimmins.
Next thing you know they'll be wanting the vote.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 13:14, archived)
# a good beating never hurt anyone
(Omicron 2 years gone in a flash, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 13:15, archived)
# You just like the idea of unicorns going on their knees
rubbing their horns gently in Y shaped furrows.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 13:21, archived)
# You make that sound like a bad thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 13:27, archived)