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# where did i leave my eye-gouging spoon...
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:56, archived)
# *passes spoon*
sorry - just had to borrow it for a sec
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:57, archived)
# you were using it to eat nutella?
wait, this is not nutella! use a fucking laxative next time, freddy!
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:59, archived)
# I was using it to cup my breasts
I've cleaned it tho
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 14:02, archived)
# well, it is a large spoon
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 14:03, archived)
# next to...
your child poking fork?
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:57, archived)
# of course!
i'd forgotten about that
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 14:00, archived)