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# when i used photobucket they deleted numerous pictures i had done
implying, and in some cases overtly stating that 'BONO IS A CUNT'

This leads me to suspect that a clandestine organisation runs photobucket, which is involved in a worldwide cover-up of the patent fact that BONO IS A CUNT
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 23:46, archived)
# fucking U2 fans...
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 23:50, archived)
# I think you have to like U2 if you only ever drink skimmed milk
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 23:52, archived)
# oh fuck skimmed milk, bleaurgh
and U2 fuck, skimmed milk and U2 SHIT!
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 23:56, archived)
# haha
my point exactly
(, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 0:00, archived)
# i need a minute to recover
i just imagined opening the fridge in the morning and seeing only skimmed milk while 'Vertigo' by U2 plays on the radio.
(, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 0:03, archived)
# Even Nelson Mandela intends to make this the central point of his speech at the World Cup opening ceremony.
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 23:52, archived)
# Bono: Hi, Nelson, how you doing brother?
Nelson: I thought I told you to stop calling me Bono, I don't know you, and I'm not your brother. How the fuck did you get this number? Your bleeding heart empathy act is fine on stage, but you're a fucking vulgar hypocrit. I'm not one of your retard fans, fawning over your every word to do with the poor starving Africans. Go and take a flying fuck up yourself, mate.

Bono: Please give me attention. Hello, are you still there?

(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 23:58, archived)
#
*by this point, Nelson's already on the phone to Julian Cope, having a proper old laff*
(, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 0:12, archived)