How is the hat staying... ghosts can't sustain a hat
The hat must be a ghost hat
Therefore it is not a fire hazard.
Risk assessment over.
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epiphany coming live from sweden,
Wed 17 Mar 2010, 0:21,
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I dunno...
...spirits can burn pretty well too
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Proboscisface wrong sounding muppet,
Wed 17 Mar 2010, 0:23,
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