I think drug dealers are deliberately coming up with silly namesfor new drugs because they know the authorities will have to report them using those names. Im thinking of inventing a drug called Tittywank, imagine the headlines.
Anyway speaking of headlines I think I have discovered the most absolutely perfect Daily Express headline ever, like someone took the essence of the Mail and the Express and distilled it into one perfect sentence.
www.express.co.uk/ourpaper/view/2010-03-16
Not shopped, sadly
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Wed 17 Mar 2010, 11:00,
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Anyway speaking of headlines I think I have discovered the most absolutely perfect Daily Express headline ever, like someone took the essence of the Mail and the Express and distilled it into one perfect sentence.
www.express.co.uk/ourpaper/view/2010-03-16
Not shopped, sadly
I still have yet to see a headline to beat The Sun's"ASYLUM SEEKERS EATING THE QUEEN'S SWANS".
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Wed 17 Mar 2010, 11:05,
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