and on the eighth dayGod created Npower, and the supply would intermittently cut out for no good reason, and the Israelites would ring the call centre and verily be placed on hold for 20 minutes, only to be told that it was probably because of snow on the lines even though it was Israel and it was August. And thus the Israelites thought 'bugger this' and switched to British Gas because they promised lower bills, but would find the new service even worse, and would be tied into a 12 month contract, causing much rage and anger across the land. (Genesis, 4:21)
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