Later, in homes throughout the world:'Why are you rubbing that kiwi on your jeans, dear?'
'Because some bloke on the internet says you can eat the skin!'
'...'
('Because some bloke on the internet says you can eat the skin!'
'...'
Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better,
Tue 6 Apr 2010, 23:49,
archived)