I've formally applied to go on Bargain Hunt.I did it a fortnight ago, and I still haven't heard back. I hope they don't think I'm just taking the piss. Cos I'm never just taking the piss.
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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 0:09,
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It'd be great to see you on there!We'll know it's you. We'll just know!
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greedydave cries when he wanks,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 0:11,
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I'll be bald, bespectacled and smirking.God save strawberry jam and all the other varieties...
( Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 0:14,
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Hurrah!The strawberry jam line doesn't quite fit into the b3ta sig. :(
( greedydave cries when he wanks,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 0:20,
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Ah, b3ta sig letter number frustration blues...yep. We've all suffered that. And found workarounds.
( Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 0:24,
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if you get on the showi challenge you, here and now, to work my name into the conversation somehow
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 0:13,
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Easy peasy.EXPERT: "This is a delightful example of early Edwardian silversmithing, characterised by the almost rococo Stoke-on-Trent style of curlicue you can see here, and here."
ME: "Smash Monkey."
(ME: "Smash Monkey."
Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 0:18,
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You demonstrate a touching faith in my long-term memory.Christ, my short-term memory is crap enough.
Anyway, what were we talking about?
(Anyway, what were we talking about?
Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 0:28,
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something about cheese, wasn't it? Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 0:34,
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Krautrock.Or Cuba.
Or vacuum cleaners.
One of those, maybe.
*gazes into the mirror with horror*
(Or vacuum cleaners.
One of those, maybe.
*gazes into the mirror with horror*
Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 0:41,
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