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# Make sure they're fresh fuckoffs not that tinned stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 9:23, archived)
# the dried ones are OK - as long as you soak them for long enough
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 7 Apr 2010, 9:27, archived)
# Yes
You get all that lovely fuckoff juice afterwards too!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 9:28, archived)
# Come off it.
Nothing beats a Tuscan sun-dried fuckoff.
It said so in The Observer.

*EDIT* Like I'd know. I've had 1/3 of a Farley's Rusk for breakfast, washed down with half a tin of last night's Scrumpy Jack.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 9:38, archived)
# I spoilt for choice
I got to the fantastic fuckoff stall outside the Untied Nations building. They have a vast array of fuckoffs from all over the world!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 9:42, archived)
# Oh, the humanity!
All manner of fuckoff, from street-level to Michelin-starred, from every corner of the globe!
*starves deliberately*
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 9:45, archived)
# Personally I'm a fan of the range of fair trade fuckoff available to the public these days.
Particularly the Bonos and Geldoff variaties that are just coming into season.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 9:48, archived)
# The new-season Geri Haliwell fuckoffs are very reasonable at Asda at the moment.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 9:51, archived)
# I have no time to soak my fuckoffs long enough

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 9:49, archived)
# THAT'S YOUR PROBLEM MEDIOCRE - YOU JUST DON'T THINK AHEAD
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 7 Apr 2010, 9:51, archived)
# They say pickled fuckoffs keep for years.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 9:57, archived)