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# I once drank a bottle of scotch
in under 15 minutes for a bet. I can not begin to tell you how ill-advised that was. I won the bet but feared I might die.
I hallucinated dogs biting my face.

But.. I was already drunk when I took the bet.
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:22, archived)
# Everything seems so much easier when you're already drunk.
Driving, operating industrial machinery, formulating business plans with complete strangers, stuff like that.

Seriously though, I'm amazed you're still alive. Actually, you might be dead right now. Though if this were heaven it'd be pretty shit. Not that heaven's real, of course. But let's not get into all that. Nobody needs theology this early on a Sunday.
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:28, archived)
# haha.
Is that a double bluff to get me off on one of my theological rants? ;)
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:30, archived)
# Ha ha ha, no.
Probably best to leave it. You'll type and type and type and then get no reply and it'll be all wasted. Unless you have a bank of pre-written cacophonous tirades about how organised religion is a massive cunt and cause for a whole load of shit in the world that doesn't really need to happen to paste.

In which case have a preempted 'I like this'.
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:41, archived)