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# how many to go?
(, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 23:46, archived)
# my favourite number
(, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 23:46, archived)
# This is definitely correct
(, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 23:48, archived)
# Who would do a thing like that?
(, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 23:50, archived)
# are people trying to get 10mil?
i remember the 1million kerfuffle
(, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 23:50, archived)
# There was a kerfuffle?
Do tell!
(, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 23:54, archived)
# lots of posts, swiftly followed by a lot of deletions
(, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 23:57, archived)
# Not many left from those days.
I wonder where Baz went?
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:03, archived)
# he and his missus emigrated
i think they've since split, which is a shame
he's posted here sporadically recently
and has been sighted on c4mbodia, i believe
i miss him, but i bet he'd hate it here nowadays
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:04, archived)
# Oh he'd hate it.
I fucking hate it.

c4mbodia still going? I'd forgotten about that.

fucking hell. I've been around this shithole far too long meself
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:06, archived)
# while i was going through redundancy
i found i could log into c4mbodia
but it's very shonky and i could never post

bit of a swerved bullet that
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:11, archived)
# hmm
So why are you still here if you hate it so much?
Genuine question, not trying to be a cunt.
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:21, archived)
# You may not be trying
but you seem to be doing a good job.

I have popped in to see old chums. It may have escaped your attention but I've not been around much recently.
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:23, archived)
# Ah.
That's a reply more in keeping with your reputation.
Thanks for answering, though :)
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:25, archived)
# reputation? Me?
surely not?

Don't take any notice of me. I mean everything I write to be taken as posted with a wry smile.
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:27, archived)
# you genuinely cannot leave
you think you are strong enough, but one day it all comes back and you visit "just one more time" and end up staying for a while.
I know this to be true cos i joined 7 years plus ago and still feel the need to check in now and then.
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:24, archived)
# That's what I'm worried about.
I haven't been here long, and I'm already feeling like some kind of filthy addict.
Log on for a quick lurk - feel moved to post - wait to see if anyone replies - realise it's about time you made a picture rather than just writing - remember commitments irl - hate self - hate self - hate self...
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:29, archived)
# Pasa you larger than before type animal you
give me some good news sir
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:22, archived)
# Hello old chap.
I got divorced.
I'm taking my car to Nuremberg this summer.
I have a new sexy girlfriend.

I'm pissed.

That's good enough news to elevate the mood of a small country I think.

Nice to see you boss.
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:25, archived)
# divorce is ace
not at first admittedly, but once you figure out how the washing machine works life goes back to easy street!
Please dont tell me there is a Nuremberg Rallye?
Congrats on the sexy girlfriend, and also on the pissedness :)

Not that i post a lot, if at all nowadays, but good to see you about!
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:30, archived)
# I must be very pissed.
it seems that I typed Nuremburg when I meant to type Nurburg. It must be some kind of reflex only Pavlov would understand.
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:35, archived)
# are you giving the nurburgring a try?
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:38, archived)
# I'm giving it another go yes
I have 8'32" to beat and I have a monster of a car to do it in ( I;m taking a 2009 GTR and a 2009 M5 )
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:49, archived)
# jammy bugger!
i'd love to do that in a mini cooper, just to piss everyone off!
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:55, archived)
# I'm disappointed. The correct answer was "up his arse".
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:20, archived)
# Baz called someone a cunt.
(, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 23:59, archived)
# that wasn't a kerfuffle
that was just baz
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:01, archived)
# true
the cunt :)
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:02, archived)
# he has anger issues
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:03, archived)
# What a sad wanker that prick was
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:04, archived)
# i liekd him
mind, i like mongychops and pasa ;)
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:05, archived)
# haha.
*strokes*
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:06, archived)
# strokes what?
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:11, archived)
# That's between me and
Micto. And Mongy, if he wants to watch.
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:15, archived)
# in that case
film it for me
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:21, archived)
# I gave up on mongychops
when he replied that posting lots of porn, that this was a 'comedy site'

Hilarious i'm sure he's a otherwise nice guy etc

(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:14, archived)
# I like Mongy
but his scat porn episode was beyond the pale and I told him so.
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:16, archived)
# Fair enough
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:27, archived)
# clickety click
(, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 23:49, archived)
# lol
(, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 23:50, archived)
# haha
thanks for that
(, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 23:51, archived)
# nice edit ;)
(, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 23:55, archived)
# Hahahahaha. I love it!
(, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 23:51, archived)
# Ha ha, MATHS.
Edit: You have altered the image to be factually correct, therefore I retract my initial mocking comment and hope we can forget this ever happened and move on.
(, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 23:52, archived)
# We just need a troll to turn up
to receive about ten times the amount of attention'you fail' posts than any normal post to get there

I predict with all my learned wisdom... sometime on Monday, 11:38

WHEN I CAN NO LONGER VIEW B3TA AT WORK BECAUSE ALL THE MIRRORS ARE GONE (barnesey, sickrik, etc)

So I hope it's a good moment :)

(, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 23:59, archived)
# Only about 600 to go,
Smash could manage that by herself in a couple of hours, so I doubt it will be as late as monday.
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:02, archived)
# when you say i could manage 600 in a couple of hours
you're talking about posts, right?
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:04, archived)
# Hur hur hur
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:07, archived)
# I reckon I could do six hundred shots of beer in a couple of hours.
Actually, not really. A friend of mine told me that 100 shots in an hour is called a 'Centurion'. They used to do it at university and apparently it's really difficult. Though she went to Cambridge, so the jury's out on how tough it really is.

But, you know, I'd attempt six Centurions in a row if it were free.
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:09, archived)
# i wish i could still drink like that
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:12, archived)
# i rather put those shots all together in pints and have a relaxing evening at my own pace
drinking games are just a touch desperate
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:13, archived)
# I completely agree.
But that's what I said to her - I reckon a shot of beer per minute is sort of the speed I'd drink anyway. She claimed that that's what everyone thinks and it gets on top of you.

We spiralled off into the whole Cool Hand Luke thing. I mean, I reckon I could eat 50 boiled eggs in an hour, piece of piss. Though having said that, once you're there with the eggs I imagine it's a different proposition altogether.

And fuck me, if I don't like eggs and beer. I'm vegetarian. It's pretty much all I've got. That and being a sanctimonous cunt, obviously. That's just mandatory.
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:18, archived)
# I once drank a bottle of scotch
in under 15 minutes for a bet. I can not begin to tell you how ill-advised that was. I won the bet but feared I might die.
I hallucinated dogs biting my face.

But.. I was already drunk when I took the bet.
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:22, archived)
# Everything seems so much easier when you're already drunk.
Driving, operating industrial machinery, formulating business plans with complete strangers, stuff like that.

Seriously though, I'm amazed you're still alive. Actually, you might be dead right now. Though if this were heaven it'd be pretty shit. Not that heaven's real, of course. But let's not get into all that. Nobody needs theology this early on a Sunday.
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:28, archived)
# haha.
Is that a double bluff to get me off on one of my theological rants? ;)
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:30, archived)
# Ha ha ha, no.
Probably best to leave it. You'll type and type and type and then get no reply and it'll be all wasted. Unless you have a bank of pre-written cacophonous tirades about how organised religion is a massive cunt and cause for a whole load of shit in the world that doesn't really need to happen to paste.

In which case have a preempted 'I like this'.
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:41, archived)
# i'm sure
they did the boiled eggs thing on mythbusters.
it didn't go well.
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:23, archived)
# They did it on Jackass too.
There was much vomiting. Egg vomiting. Imagine puking up a semi-omelette. Cooked at 37 degrees for about a minute. Awesome.
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:32, archived)
# oh shit, i remember that
it made me puke, too
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:34, archived)
# Yeah, I reckon tonights gayshift will get it.
SCREW YOU, DAYSHIFT!!!
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:05, archived)
# *^Points at capital letters*
The prospect is looking ghastly, a whole Friday without lashings of b3ta now and then; I am fucked :(
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:07, archived)
# I have a 1gbit server in Paris
if some clever cunt tells me what to do I may be able to mirror b3ta if required.
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:04, archived)
# It's not even moments in the hour these these days, I am genuinely very busy
Just being blocked is an affront
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:25, archived)
# i did some maths
and (POSTS SINCE THE BEGINNING OF BOARD / NUMBER OF DAYS SINCE THEN) / 24 = 132 posts an hour.

Factor in it's a saturday and that people will bump the number to increase their chances of claiming the holy 10m post, and that I've had a couple of shandies and am impressed i'm still awake, I'd say it's happening this very morning.

That, and Smash Monkey is on so its possible in the next hour or so if you just put your minds to it.

If I hit the 10m post, i'm reposting in it just because it would fuck prodigy69 RIGHT OFF D:
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:07, archived)
# why does everyone think it's going to be me?
i'm not even top of the stats board, damn it!
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:11, archived)
# whoa whoa, slow down there
give someone else a chance to post ;)
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:12, archived)
# fine
i'm going to make a cup of tea anyway.
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:13, archived)
# i hate midnight tea
it's not what it ought to be
if only because i'll wake up at half three
needing a really massive wee.
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:15, archived)
# hahaha!
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:22, archived)
#
It has to be you, it has to be you
I wandered around, and finally found
The somebody who
Could make me be true,
And could make me be blue
And even be glad, just to be sad
Thinking of you
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:13, archived)
# that's rather sweet
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:20, archived)
# Nicely (and subtlety) edited
(, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 23:54, archived)
# Oh
I didn't think anyone would notice.
(, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 23:55, archived)
# is someone fiddling with the meter?
(, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 23:56, archived)
# the MODs man, it's the fucking mods
they want the glorious 10M post, and they will steal it from us little people.
(, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 23:57, archived)
# notice what? O_O
(, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 23:56, archived)
# exactly
I don't know why I'm getting so excited anyway, I'll be in bed long before the 10kk.
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:00, archived)