It’s definitely happening this time because Boris said so. Time to stock up on essentials such as fresh fruit, medicine and that purple-packaged shit continental chocolate that tastes like you’ve just fellated a candle.

Sit back, leaf through your freshly printed blue passport and raise a glass of sparkling British wine to Sir Nigel Farage and His Imperial Majesty, President Boris de Lying-Cunt Johnson.

And remember, no matter how much Project Fear was uncannily accurate in predicting disaster, whatever transpires is all the fault of those unpatriotic remoaner snowflake libs.

Also spooky ghosts and shit.

Lol satire

Cheers Cheers

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