"In the land of the blind...

... the one eyed man is king" or so they say. Not in this case. The one eyed man will be going for the nearest pointy object.

The very unlikely event of the Miss Reading contest is to be held this month. This is likely to be the only beauty pageant that could be won by the elephant mans sister. I note that the rules to not specify that you have to be human, which is handy in the town where it is possible to go an entire week without seeing a nice looking girl.

I cant see myself going to this one somehow, but who knows, I havent had a good laugh in a while.

The BrownHaze