Gay banter and merriment abound (for a limited period) as I take my first tentative steps into life in our nation's glorious capital.

It's only a few drinks, really. I'm toddling round London in the morning, then a few drinks in the afternoon. You can do what you like after I've left, of course. See if I care.

I don't know London, so I'm open to suggestions for venues. GO YOU STEELY KNIGHTS!

I'll reschedule.