You are cordially invited to a public carol service in Parliament Square at 7pm on Wednesday the 20th of December 2006. This inclusive service will contain both Christian and secular verse, and is expected to last no more than an hour. We got away with it last year, but you should be aware that if you attend this carol service, it still classifies as a spontaneous demonstration (of faith, hope, joy and/or religious tolerance) and there is a possibility that you will be cautioned or arrested under Section 132 of the Serious and Organised Crimes and Police Act (2005)

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