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alternative xmas cards

Santa is drunk, the shops have run out of tinsel, and no-one's kissing under the mistletoe. It's an alternative Christmas, and it needs alternative Christmas cards. Design them.

(I helped save b3ta! Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 5 Dec 2007, 20:14)
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# Beware !

(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 19:05, More)
# First time I've compo'd for a while


Inspired by these signs we used to sell at work,
www.engrish.com/image/engrish/santa-please-stop.jpg
(I R Advertiser How can you live like this you're out of control?, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 18:56, More)
# Ho Ho Ho Chi Ming !

(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 17:01, More)
# Prolly bindun
Ho Ho Ho!
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(manky-frankie What I lack in skill, I also lack in intelligence., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 16:51, More)
# Lamppost as it's a post with a lamp on it.
Have a Christmas Jesus.


(I helped save b3ta! Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 15:08, More)
# Sorry, it had to happen!

(Roodie Doodie 's got wood, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 14:08, More)
# Oh, I finded this.
An oldie, but appropriate.


Biggar
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:06, More)
# Merry Christmas Children.

An image from my childhood...
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:26, More)
# Happy Christmas!


EDIT: I've made it a little more readable now :)
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:10, More)
# Snowmen have them too!
(but they don't have belly buttons)

This is becoming a habit
(Roodie Doodie 's got wood, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 10:15, More)
# merry christmas.....

(ivor_the_engine, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 10:01, More)
# mad santa

(grobsig No longer cleaning up after others, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 9:59, More)
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(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 9:51, More)
# The carolers were a bit noisier than usual this year ...

(Abuscruffy, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 9:25, More)
# give christmas back to the jews.
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bah. humbug. etc.

oh, and day one of filming is in the can, as we used to say when film was used. day two (final day in all likelihood) is tomorrow.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 6:44, More)
# might aav bin done before?
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(great scrot! i aint afraid of no goatse, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 0:26, More)
# Yes! She will do

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# I aint gettin down no chimney fool!
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(flying techno squirrel living the dream " in a coma", Wed 12 Dec 2007, 0:05, More)
# Cranbo


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(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 21:47, More)
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