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anti-valentines

We despise February 14. This is because we a) don't like spending money, and b) are afraid of ladies. So let's celebrate how much we hate the occasion through the dark magic of image manipulation, and design some anti-valentines cards.

(I helped save b3ta! Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 7 Feb 2007, 20:22)
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# Cleo minged, apparently
Cleominged

See here
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/tyne/6357311.stm

Ninja Star 'o' blodd
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 9:20, More)
# Your right hun, it was up my arse
it was up my arseImage Hosted by ImageShack.us
(ScrewiLewi, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 1:45, More)
# a quick pop in for me, may be back later if the overlords permit.


why not a silly compo poem (un)like all the others?

hello all.

Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 0:40, More)
# apologies for earlier mishap:(

*learns from mistake*
is this any better?
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Jamie, Tue 13 Feb 2007, 21:54, More)
# /bile

CFB
(Caustic Armadillo consists at least 30% out of custard, Tue 13 Feb 2007, 15:28, More)
# The truth hurts :¬(

(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Tue 13 Feb 2007, 12:57, More)
# dna test! dna test!

(Tyraen, Tue 13 Feb 2007, 2:06, More)
# its shit, but you get the idea


think it will be popular?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Pilchard The king of B-movies!, Mon 12 Feb 2007, 17:50, More)
# Oh well, lets get another one in...

'ning all :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 12 Feb 2007, 10:33, More)
# The Magnetic Fields sang "Love is like a bottle of gin but a bottle of gin is not like love".
I beg to differ.



Edit: Lordy me, the seams!
(Generator cannot be named for legal reasons, Sun 11 Feb 2007, 14:46, More)
# v-card


the animation is crap but its about the message- i guess
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Sat 10 Feb 2007, 16:39, More)
# Sorry for bandwagon-jumping

(Sun King ga ga ga ga ga, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 22:37, More)
# shoddy use of liquify tool...

(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 21:50, More)
# I had done a better one but it was too big.
www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/51852/1171056377.jpg

MODEDIT: NSFW. Don't take the piss.


The file size I mean.
(littlenipple hate's bad grammar, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 21:27, More)
# Couldn't think of anything funny

so have something twisted
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 9 Feb 2007, 17:34, More)
# Might as well try this new toy thingy


oh... it works :-)
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 16:51, More)
#


EDIT when did the new message screen change?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 15:55, More)
# I made this because....
SHUT UP, that's why!



click here so you can actually see what the card says... nevermind, the moment's gone now
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 12:50, More)
# Meh. Crap valentine card or biting satire of the compo?
You decide.


(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 11:11, More)
# At least the thought was there.

(I helped save b3ta! Ian Woosnam, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 10:51, More)
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