Surely some mistake?


what's wrong with simply having a non-exclusive licence, like any decent company would request?
( idlesod, Tue 19 Oct 2004, 17:12, More)

wanna play?

(travbot, Tue 19 Oct 2004, 15:44, More)

TJ Hooker: Pet Detective


Hello all, this is my first b3ta post. hope it comes up to scratch.
click for the flash
(jimness, Tue 19 Oct 2004, 10:34, More)

YAY BEANS!!! I MADED MY BESTEST ENTRY FOR THIS YET!!
may I present:

COLD WAR SIMULATOR X

tee hee, not as good as in my head, but still inanely fast and inane
(Fartmonger, Mon 18 Oct 2004, 22:21, More)

SPACE INVADER!
Here is my parody of space invaders... it's even flashtastic...
(Fartmonger, Mon 18 Oct 2004, 19:35, More)

..



Driving Miss Diana

Flash Computer Game Entry 22kb
( beaubodor blogless, Mon 18 Oct 2004, 15:58, More)

driving game

( monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 18 Oct 2004, 13:18, More)

Crap In a Funky Skillo Kind Of Way

(CatsAgainstTheBomb, Mon 18 Oct 2004, 9:20, More)

Does this need expanding on?


I was going to do a kind of 3D shooter based on 3D space wars on the spectrum, but isntead of shooting lasers at aliens, you're firing hamburgers at starving children. Only as a gif mind, I still cant be fucked to work out flash.

oh and for those of you who didnt see celebrity head laser wars yesterday
( Grundlebiscuit, Sat 16 Oct 2004, 23:27, More)

(1.618..., Sat 16 Oct 2004, 22:56, More)

BUILD-IT!
HERE

A game I would like to describe as squaredreversedtetristastic... TV land here I come...
(Fartmonger, Sat 16 Oct 2004, 21:42, More)

Super graphical version for those with 16K

( Leo Panthera, Sat 16 Oct 2004, 20:28, More)

West of a red bridge
You stand on the bank of a river. A military helicopter hovers above the surface, churning the waters with the wind from its blades. The door slides back and a rope ladder is lowered into the foamy water, as the helicopter hovers steadily. A man emerges from the foam and grabs for the ladder, desperately hauling himself up, one rung at a time.

Suddenly, you notice a shark's fin cutting easily through the rough water, and before you can think it raises its nose and leaps out of the water, jaws gaping as it arches out of the water and towards the man.

There is a glass cock and a roasted pea here.


( Leo Panthera, Sat 16 Oct 2004, 20:19, More)

(1.618..., Sat 16 Oct 2004, 19:49, More)

Ah, the 80's - a chance to be bravely topical again...


and a good morning to all on b3ta and all who sail in her..!
( FoldsFive, Sat 16 Oct 2004, 9:25, More)

(1.618..., Sat 16 Oct 2004, 5:59, More)

If I could figure out how to use flash, this would be playable. Never mind, we can all just dream!

( Grundlebiscuit, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 23:52, More)

Pin the Tail on the Donkey

Click for Flash

(No sound yet)
Took me bloody ages and seems pointless now...

.
(I Want Billy, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 21:35, More)

Alright you sods! This is half a pea roast.
Play my shite games! First is Granny Parade! Not sure what the story is here - I wrote down some instructions when I finished coding (took about an hour! Been too long since I touched the ol Speccy Basic) but I lost them. Click the screenie for z80 file for your ZX Spectrum emulator!


Right, that should take you 8 seconds to get sick of. I couldn't work out the BASIC compiler so it's just a little slow, right?

Next, you lucky people, is the contemporary classic Star Destroyer! Click the cover "scan" for z80 file:


The different machine and game mentioned along the side there is a joke - we had trouble with this before. I KNOW there's no 1541 on the Speccy. Yes, I KNOW it's not funny.

Anyway, have a screenie of this exciting masterpiece:


So there you go, my shit 80s games straight from Cascade 50, j0!
( helmetcream, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 21:13, More)

Hello hello


Thought i'd give it a go
(Ol' Bertie Dastard, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 19:48, More)