'Noons, dear b3tans


BTW before anyone points it out, the "LERN" spelling is from the source image. I don't know, maybe it's some trades description thing, seeing as these CDs are completely useless in real life anyway.
( Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 16:20, More)

Clean as a whistle

First post here after many years of lurking. Lurk moar?
(Lordfudgington is hiding the expense report filed on, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 15:18, More)

I'll probably have loads of people shouting at me for this but...


It's an outdated layout that has just been tacked onto and tacked onto, and would benefit from a wholesale strip back to something a lot cleaner, more functional, and fewer keys whose only purpose is to aCCIDENTALLY GET PRESSED AND THEN BUGGER UP WHAT YOU'RE WORKING ON.

See?

If the dairy industry can unilaterally decide to do away with the H in Yoghurt, then it can't be beyond the wit of man for keyboard manufacturers to agree on something a bit better than what we're saddled with.

A nod to an ages-old blog post from our ginger leader for some of this angst.

...and don't get me started on the wholesale export of the QWERTY layout onto 3G phones.

Grrr...
( barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 13:45, More)

Don't Drink 'n' Drive people!



I say this because I love you.
( Treaclepants Wants the 1970's to come back., Mon 11 Jul 2011, 10:26, More)

Caesar's Beacon Roman Ear Candles

For gentle earwax removal.
^{Free ear defenders in every pack}
( Amish Information Systems hates misplaced, commas, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 20:43, More)

New McLaren for you Jenson, love Ron.


Did anybody watch the GP?
( Notorious P I G is deep undercover and reporting back on, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 20:18, More)

dunno what to say here

( LS18, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 17:00, More)

Quick and shit. Literally.

( dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Sun 10 Jul 2011, 16:33, More)

It's the all new Fat-Free Pork Scratchings!

^{If it's fat, deep fried in fat...
Except now, its Fat-Free...
Wouldn't that just make it a bag of air?}
(Bumblebeepee Hit it with a Hammer, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 15:25, More)

Just ramming this in

for no particular reason, while I try to think of something better, or at least new, for the image challenge
(Turtlecrumpets, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 15:04, More)

ok, who put Dale Winton in charge of the memory implant machine again?

( Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 14:23, More)

Ticket to Hull please (preferably not via Scotland)

( An Egg ,D, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 5:07, More)

Sony

( An Egg ,D, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 5:03, More)

( s-drop take it to the bridge, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 2:05, More)

( Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 22:34, More)

love it

( Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 22:31, More)

The other half and I tried to make a life sized Wee Man foam cut out for a friend...

When it was delivered from the printers I realised the crucial design flaw. We have since learned the meaning of the term 'Print size'
(Although I nearly pissed myself laughing when I unboxed it. Oh the irony of owning an 8 foot dwarf!) ;-)
( JamHamster My eyes, my beautiful eyes!, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 21:20, More)

( Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 21:13, More)

crucial design flaws you say?

( Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 19:18, More)

Created quite a buzz when this was released


I'll fetch me coat.
(SonicBroom alt+f4... ALT+F4!!, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 18:57, More)