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sexy everyday objects

Take a photo (or adapt one from teh internets) of everyday objects you've caught in compromising positions. Animating is optional, we just want to see the filthy buggers at it. Challenge suggested by HappyToast.

(I helped save b3ta! Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 31 Aug 2011, 23:21)
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# phone sex

(crand _.-~stupid ascii thing~-._, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 23:11, More)
# Maybe not an everyday thing unless you're fat or want to be.

(bondsnood twitter.com/bondsnood, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 20:55, More)
# Well, someone must find it sexy.


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Genuine cake baked for me by friends for my 22nd birthday. They also rigged it so when I opened the door, a sugar mouse dropped into the cake from the ceiling, activating a pressure pad in the bottom of the cake which caused a computer to start making sexual noises via text-to-speech. I know some strange people, but it's better than knowing normal ones...
(wolf_ie, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 20:01, More)
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(herman:D, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 18:11, More)
# Sexy Everyday

I think the words 'Finding it Hard' would do...
(byevad Bored sig:, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 14:27, More)
# and suddenly...
COCK BUDDLEIA

plants is everyday objects.. right??
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 1:18, More)
# since its' quiet

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 0:30, More)
# I always thought this

(I helped save b3ta! Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 22:30, More)
# Not sure about this compo, am I doing it right?

(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 18:30, More)
# Anyone for tenuous?
Made this ages ago to amuse colleagues at work. Sort of fits into the 'compromising positions' theme - albeit not of a sexual nature...



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(A Nonny Mouse, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 15:55, More)
# NSFCDC

(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 1:16, More)
# The fountain's pump had been playing up recently

(I helped save b3ta! automatton52 Grumpy old goth, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 23:48, More)
# Ruh-ruh-ruh-REPOST

Fits in with the compo nicely I think.
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(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 21:35, More)
# Stupid cheap usb, doesn't fit, properl.........

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 20:10, More)
# a sexy black scok

(I helped save b3ta! g0atchild Is back and has been away since, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 17:08, More)
# Dirty....


No shopeage except for sig
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 12:39, More)
# 47th most visited website, apparently...

my gallery
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(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 0:03, More)
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(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 19:42, More)
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