this
just happens to be true



he is the anti-christ
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 23:47, More)

And the fittest shall survive

( cr4, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 23:33, More)

The Nutbadger

Easily identifiable by it's nutty appearance and (equally nutty) mating call of "Nutbadgers!" Sadly now extinct, it was Terry Nutkins on a drunken bender, who devoured this gentle, lightly salted, foil sealed for freshness, Swindon dwelling omnivore.

P.S. I am very very stoned. Denots yrev yrev ma I.
( MrWizzle likes tea because it's nice., Fri 24 Jan 2003, 23:14, More)

The Hover-cow was a wonder of nature..

..but unfortunately the last remaining herd was lost in high winds.

/repost (my first ever repost)
( Threepwood is heading back to a town called b3ta, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 22:57, More)

Unfortunately for the American Dachshund...

...they simply tasted too good with mustard and ketchup...
( JKF You ain't seen me, roit?, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 22:47, More)

no-one really knows...
...what happened to the Wooly Marmoth.


( Mystery_Bob, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 22:43, More)

He's The Best, He's The Greatest,
He's The Greatest Secret Agent In The World!
He's The Ace - He's Amazing...
He's the Strongest... He's The Quickest.... He's The Best!

(oh that's Nice, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 22:29, More)

It became extinct...

...because it couldn't find a mate - poor thing.

I got the job BTW... I mean THE JOB!
(dernuke - ARTCRAP, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 22:25, More)

Staying Alive?


(Malou, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 22:24, More)

Everyone knew
after the kellogs takeover, that when the chicken started pecking at the leprachauns arm - it was curtains for lucky charms


( sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 22:13, More)

'Its the same every night' thought Logan, nursing his cocktail.

'Am I destined to die alone?'
( Threepwood is heading back to a town called b3ta, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 21:57, More)

Evolution of the cardboard box #2

(Maels, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 21:42, More)

The Clockwork Bunny
was doing well until the government tried to take care of it.

I think he needs a whole gang of his bunny droogies
( Or is it?, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 21:12, More)

And
now the results of years of genetic research into the past reveals the now legendary Polarbearcat....


( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 21:11, More)

shrimpkitty

(cheebatv, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 21:07, More)

despite it's perfect dentistry, not to mention it's charm with the ladies...

...the straight-tooth tiger's downfall was lack of prey.
(christophaloph, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 21:06, More)

Compo Repost

Despite appearances to the contrary, the sabre toothed kitten was too cute to fight effectively and was soon hunted to extinction by the lesser vegetarian ant.
(Dr Wadd, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 20:38, More)

I know the Dodo's are extinct but when was the last time you saw a ....

(2lig, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 20:33, More)

The dolphant's lack of streamlining
made it easy pickings for the predators of the sea world.



But has it been done already? Only the Time Spazz will tell.
( brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 20:28, More)

Think of the kittens

Bigger
(Jewan doesn't use one of those silly lengthy usernames, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 20:20, More)