Babies are EVIL.

100% of FACT.
( King Ralph is drunk, Sun 26 Oct 2003, 9:10, More)

Do not fart in jacuzzis.
The aerated water creates lethal methane blasts...


(caparzo21 If life gives you demons, make demonade, Sun 26 Oct 2003, 9:04, More)

Turkeys in the rain, ha ha ha

(Eosine02, Sun 26 Oct 2003, 8:32, More)

He swears he saw this on the way TO the pub

( OneOfSome, Sun 26 Oct 2003, 4:51, More)

100% fact. A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes


lucky bastards
(Kael, Sun 26 Oct 2003, 4:11, More)

A meal in itself I'm told. Where's the spoon?

(Smudger, Sun 26 Oct 2003, 2:14, More)

100% beleived 0% fact!
Last year in college me and a mate convinced an avid smashing pumpkins fan that they had died in a grease fire in a taiwanese restaurant. I wasn't sure he beleived us until hours later in statistics when I overheard him telling people about it!

text only entries are shite so have a poorly-made pic to go with that:

Edited: Omg I said spaching
(Arsenic, Fri 13 Jul, 2:73 and, Sun 26 Oct 2003, 1:39, More)

All porcupines float in water.
Which has led to their near extinction in areas where raft construction is popular.



So very, very poor. Time to call it a night methinks.
( supermoore: HUNG, Sun 26 Oct 2003, 1:53, More)

Sorry about the size

(Marwood, Sun 26 Oct 2003, 1:36, More)

The longest recorded flight of a chicken is thirteen seconds.
Which just made Jim's plan all the more laughable.


( supermoore: HUNG, Sun 26 Oct 2003, 1:18, More)

This is the best competition winner ever!
*100% FACT*


(It doesn't always sting when you piSSSS., Sun 26 Oct 2003, 1:13, More)

flamingoes for dinner ?

(Evelyn Stannard, Sun 26 Oct 2003, 0:14, More)

Apparently Flamingoes can only eat with their heads upside-down.
That, coupled with their smutty jokes, make them unusual, yet amusing, company at dinner.


( supermoore: HUNG, Sun 26 Oct 2003, 0:10, More)

Ann Widdecombe was in the Beatles from the start

(wowBOBwow, Sat 25 Oct 2003, 23:47, More)

b3ta doesn't actually exist. It's all in your head.

( HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Sat 25 Oct 2003, 23:43, More)

I might have been a bit pissed when I wrote this down,
but someone in the pub told me Europe is the only continent without a dessert.


( supermoore: HUNG, Sat 25 Oct 2003, 23:35, More)

Elephants can jump.. err according to this anyway


My first ever ever animation.. can i get a woo yay? aww go on
(zebedee lacking hummus and failing to 'shop until, Sat 25 Oct 2003, 23:29, More)

In 1966, Paul McCartney was murdered...

Brian Epstein felt Ann Widdecombe's mop-top was just right.
(wowBOBwow, Sat 25 Oct 2003, 23:25, More)

In 1966, Paul McCartney was murdered....

... and it took Brian Epstein a few tries before finding a stand-in that looked identical.
(wowBOBwow, Sat 25 Oct 2003, 23:05, More)

Clocks go BACKWARDS tonight by one hour
100% FACT

( Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sat 25 Oct 2003, 23:05, More)