New pictures from space have shown

that the sun is in fact a giant orange
(1, Fri 24 Oct 2003, 20:13, More)

If hanuman says its true...
Hanuman says:
Half the world's population have seen at least one James Bond movie.

(scootermacc, Fri 24 Oct 2003, 19:59, More)

No matter how much you shake it.....
There's always some left.....

(TANKERx, Fri 24 Oct 2003, 19:55, More)

If a statue of a person on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle...

If the horse has one front leg in the air, the person died as a result of wounds received in battle;
if the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes;
if the horse has three legs in the air and one on the ground, the person died of a ninja attack;
if the horse has both back legs in the air, the person died in a rodeo;
if the horse has four legs in the air, the person died in space.

(can anyone come up with a better 3 and 4?)

I swear it looks like it's hovering up and down slightly, though it isn't.
(b3rl1n, Fri 24 Oct 2003, 19:34, More)

I would, but
whenever I go near the hospital they clutch their hands to their faces and yell, "UNCLEAN! UNCLEAN! SHE HAS THE PLAGUE!", lock all the doors and begin to burn anything I touch.

toe

100% of fact.
(~Sunny~, Fri 24 Oct 2003, 19:22, More)

A law in Fairbanks, Alaska, does not allow moose to have sex on city streets.
100% FACT! *dirty buggers that they are*


( HickyVicki, Fri 24 Oct 2003, 19:19, More)

Please don't sue me.....
...it's not my fault if you are a bunch of cunts....


( Rusty Shackleford www.junt.co.uk / @joeyrobbo, Fri 24 Oct 2003, 19:17, More)

did i get that right ... ???

i swear its true!
makes you wonder how she stays so slim...
( pieceoplastic.com CEO, Fri 24 Oct 2003, 19:16, More)

This photo is NOT shopped 100% of FACT

i can neither confirm nor deny the rumours that this statement may or may not be true
(mountainloz i want a bulldog/Shih Tzu cross breed, Fri 24 Oct 2003, 19:11, More)

Squirrels hide their nuts in winter.


*100% FACT*
( Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Fri 24 Oct 2003, 19:08, More)

alligator in subway . . .


100% of FACT
(mixtapes, Fri 24 Oct 2003, 19:06, More)

Apparently, sheep are really quite clever

(TANKERx, Fri 24 Oct 2003, 18:47, More)

Conspiracy Theories

(aden_nak, Fri 24 Oct 2003, 18:47, More)

All beggars
make at least £1000 a day.

(Dr_Seuss, Fri 24 Oct 2003, 18:18, More)

It's a fact. We're selfish.

(aden_nak, Fri 24 Oct 2003, 17:57, More)

"Starbucks" coffee company is owned, and was founded by actor Dirk Benedict

and is named after the character he played in Battlestar Galactica.
( brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Fri 24 Oct 2003, 17:49, More)

This Ones For the Guys

The pain of birth is supposedly the same as passing a peach stone through your japs eye
(Cockfosters!, Fri 24 Oct 2003, 17:44, More)

I swear it happened...

(Evilsprout, Fri 24 Oct 2003, 17:39, More)

*ahem*

( Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 24 Oct 2003, 17:31, More)

JD Wetherspoons recycle their drinks...

Click for bigger
Gallery
( CowJam, Fri 24 Oct 2003, 17:11, More)