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People of Britain! You're getting fat! Our nation is in the grip of an obesity epidemic. How will our celebrities adjust to their growing girth? What will life be like when we're all massively overweight? Tell us in porky pictures.

(I helped save b3ta! Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 2 Jul 2008, 19:19)
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# Choc Choc Time

(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 22:59, More)
# Edit:- sorry for the repost. Didn't mean to offend.
I would just delete it but apparently that is also a no-no...

(I helped save b3ta! NeeNoo, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 22:50, More)
# Who chooses these things?

(strontium190, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 22:45, More)
# there's oil there...

(funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 22:40, More)
# nom nom

(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Wed 2 Jul 2008, 22:38, More)
# I can see it now


Please note its not a prolapse..its a heel
(trickyric, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 22:22, More)
# Fat AND Stupid!

(compo pea)
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 22:15, More)
# Our esteemed ex-leader showing us the lardy way with hog/chips on a stick


ooh, my first post. I'm embarassed and excited and think I've wet myself.
Edit: thanks guys for your warm welcome :)
(I helped save b3ta! KateCal it's the wind...the wind....., Wed 2 Jul 2008, 22:12, More)
# Weight problem #72:

British Imperial Walkers more prone to collapse.
(I helped save b3ta! Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 22:04, More)
# I take it this compo wasnt to just make people look fat?

(strontium190, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 22:03, More)
# fancy a postprandial, pre-supper, inbetween cakes just after bacon sandwich chocolate covered salty snack treat?

(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 21:51, More)
# Minimum effort compo post

(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 21:50, More)
# Mmmm, brunch

(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 2 Jul 2008, 21:48, More)
# Not sure about the celebrity bit though...

(Gusset Cleaver, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 21:45, More)
# :)

(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 21:40, More)
# :)

(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 21:38, More)
# If Britain were fat(ter)...

...perhaps I would watch Wimbledon.
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 2 Jul 2008, 21:35, More)
# would the men in the audience...

(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 21:24, More)
# : |


The old 'merge-the-new-compo-with-the-previous-compo-to-produce-an-hilarious-result' trick.
(I helped save b3ta! struthers when you call my name it's like a little prayer, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 21:06, More)
# "And Trulli's carrying a few extra pounds, Jim"


Quick'n'dirty and no apologies
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