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Ginger people have been in the news this week, hounded and humiliated for their crimson locks and freckled skin. But what if the tables were turned, and they were worshipped as Gods? Show us life in Ginger World...
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Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 6 Jun 2007, 19:28)
Noooooooooooo........
always wondered what that red button was for....
Previouser:
Previouser; Vader's Button: Part 1
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(, Tue 12 Jun 2007, 9:28, More)
your kids will meditate in school.
it would have been better if i could remember how to warp text properly, but i can't. but even then the joke is tenuous so instead of doing any fact-finding i just screwed with the liquify tool and heaved it up here like a great big bag of stolen medical waste. sorry for bothering you all with it, you're really very nice people with brilliant, active minds. anyway, it popped in my head the other day while i was riding my bike on the way to the grocery and i had to make it - after i made some pasta, though, with the tomatoes and mushrooms i bought. i also bought a few books at the junk shop and some poppadums and a big bag of dirt so i can pot some more plants. there are squirrels eating my seeds and seedlings and i'm getting a bit enraged at them but i don't have any intention of waking up at 5:00 am to loll about on my patio and scare squirrels, so the plants will have to fend for themselves unless anyone's got some triffids they could sell or loan me.
i had my first mention in the newsletter a couple of years back with a top tip on how to peel ginger so i felt naturally drawn to this compo. if i'd had a better idea or more talentedly executed this one, i'm sure i'd be happier about it. still, i've got my health so who's to complain? not me, that's for sure. well, unless you count this big block of text (and i don't). cheers.
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postbear has metal knees, Tue 12 Jun 2007, 4:17, More)
TJ
since it's a semi roast it wasn't fair to start a new thread
and she was a plant i say
(, Mon 11 Jun 2007, 23:11, More)
Let's face it, the world would be a better place.
Click for bigger (61KB) (Don't bother)
Apart from the end to the strange legitimacy that still seems to be given to abuse hurled at people owing to their genetically inherited hair and skin colour, as long as it's 'ginger'. Never understood it myself. And why are people so obsessed with what colour pubes people with red hair have? For the record, while the gene(s) for red head hair appear to be recessive to everything except blonde, the same genes seem to be dominant for other hair. So stop wondering, all ginger people have ginger pubes, and so do many other people. Why people should care, I don't know.
(, Mon 11 Jun 2007, 22:38, More)
They would sell a lot more of these
For all us poor well-bronzed saps
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J-Rod chortled as he came, Mon 11 Jun 2007, 22:09, More)
Thank God it'll never happen
otherwise this "man" would be considered funny
(, Mon 11 Jun 2007, 21:59, More)
If the world was ginger...
... some spice would be added to the White House:
(, Mon 11 Jun 2007, 21:56, More)
ROFLMAO1! EYE 2 HAEV MADE A COMPO ENTRY!!!11!!
I hope you don't miss the subtleties
Click for unnecesarily big!
( J-Rod chortled as he came, Mon 11 Jun 2007, 21:38, More)
more compo badum tish
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or is that tosh?
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sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Mon 11 Jun 2007, 21:30, More)
worshipping ginger you say ?
click for MNSFW coherent options
edit: and if you are rissing hard, ask Mrs.T to explain figging to you
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OneOfSome, Mon 11 Jun 2007, 18:07, More)
THE INTERNETS IS NOT SAFE
PLIZ DO NOT LET YOUR CHILDRENS LOOK AT THE INTERNETS.
THIS MESSAGE BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE SOCIETY FOR THE PREVENTION OF CRUELTY TO GINGERS
edit: this might be a bindun but isnt a pea by mea. the caps are brought to you courtesy of dr dyslexia - making the internets a ******** place since 2001
( OneOfSome, Mon 11 Jun 2007, 16:02, More)
Those Kooky Scots...
...AND THOSE FECKIN' MUSICAL GINGER HATS... AAARRRRRGH !!!!
Click for bigger (102KB)
(, Mon 11 Jun 2007, 13:19, More)
If the World was Ginger (This challenge is now closed)Ginger people have been in the news this week, hounded and humiliated for their crimson locks and freckled skin. But what if the tables were turned, and they were worshipped as Gods? Show us life in Ginger World...
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Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 6 Jun 2007, 19:28)
Noooooooooooo........
always wondered what that red button was for....
Previouser:
Previouser; Vader's Button: Part 1
Previouser; Vader's Button: Part 2
(, Tue 12 Jun 2007, 9:28, More)
your kids will meditate in school.
it would have been better if i could remember how to warp text properly, but i can't. but even then the joke is tenuous so instead of doing any fact-finding i just screwed with the liquify tool and heaved it up here like a great big bag of stolen medical waste. sorry for bothering you all with it, you're really very nice people with brilliant, active minds. anyway, it popped in my head the other day while i was riding my bike on the way to the grocery and i had to make it - after i made some pasta, though, with the tomatoes and mushrooms i bought. i also bought a few books at the junk shop and some poppadums and a big bag of dirt so i can pot some more plants. there are squirrels eating my seeds and seedlings and i'm getting a bit enraged at them but i don't have any intention of waking up at 5:00 am to loll about on my patio and scare squirrels, so the plants will have to fend for themselves unless anyone's got some triffids they could sell or loan me.
i had my first mention in the newsletter a couple of years back with a top tip on how to peel ginger so i felt naturally drawn to this compo. if i'd had a better idea or more talentedly executed this one, i'm sure i'd be happier about it. still, i've got my health so who's to complain? not me, that's for sure. well, unless you count this big block of text (and i don't). cheers.
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postbear has metal knees, Tue 12 Jun 2007, 4:17, More)
TJ
since it's a semi roast it wasn't fair to start a new thread
and she was a plant i say
(, Mon 11 Jun 2007, 23:11, More)
Let's face it, the world would be a better place.
Click for bigger (61KB) (Don't bother)
Apart from the end to the strange legitimacy that still seems to be given to abuse hurled at people owing to their genetically inherited hair and skin colour, as long as it's 'ginger'. Never understood it myself. And why are people so obsessed with what colour pubes people with red hair have? For the record, while the gene(s) for red head hair appear to be recessive to everything except blonde, the same genes seem to be dominant for other hair. So stop wondering, all ginger people have ginger pubes, and so do many other people. Why people should care, I don't know.
(, Mon 11 Jun 2007, 22:38, More)
They would sell a lot more of these
For all us poor well-bronzed saps
(
J-Rod chortled as he came, Mon 11 Jun 2007, 22:09, More)
Thank God it'll never happen
otherwise this "man" would be considered funny
(, Mon 11 Jun 2007, 21:59, More)
If the world was ginger...
... some spice would be added to the White House:
(, Mon 11 Jun 2007, 21:56, More)
ROFLMAO1! EYE 2 HAEV MADE A COMPO ENTRY!!!11!!
I hope you don't miss the subtleties
Click for unnecesarily big!
(
J-Rod chortled as he came, Mon 11 Jun 2007, 21:38, More)
more compo badum tish
Click for bigger (101KB)
or is that tosh?
(
sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Mon 11 Jun 2007, 21:30, More)
worshipping ginger you say ?
click for MNSFW coherent options
edit: and if you are rissing hard, ask Mrs.T to explain figging to you
(
OneOfSome, Mon 11 Jun 2007, 18:07, More)
THE INTERNETS IS NOT SAFE
PLIZ DO NOT LET YOUR CHILDRENS LOOK AT THE INTERNETS.
THIS MESSAGE BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE SOCIETY FOR THE PREVENTION OF CRUELTY TO GINGERS
edit: this might be a bindun but isnt a pea by mea. the caps are brought to you courtesy of dr dyslexia - making the internets a ******** place since 2001
(
OneOfSome, Mon 11 Jun 2007, 16:02, More)
Those Kooky Scots...
...AND THOSE FECKIN' MUSICAL GINGER HATS... AAARRRRRGH !!!!
Click for bigger (102KB)
(, Mon 11 Jun 2007, 13:19, More)
