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At B3ta we are completely sick of Christmas cards - sending messages of goodwill to people we haven't even seen in three years is a waste of our precious time. Instead, we want you to come up with greetings cards for those times in your life that really deserve it. Send your cards via the messageboard.
(Fri 17 Dec 2004, 13:16)
I made a very weird story to go with mine.

Those bodyguards are useless
( , Mon 20 Dec 2004, 16:59, More)
Congratulations
Has always, and probably will for some time now, always remind me with getting shit smeared on your face.

EDIT: Bleh, i'd figure more than me would've seen CKY2K. :)
( , Mon 20 Dec 2004, 16:36, More)
scrotal
Bah Badgers Scrotums
Dedicated to those who keep sending us cards years after we met them. Got one here, says "hope to see you soon." Come on give us a break, we met you three years ago on holiday ffs.
Cranberries.
( , Mon 20 Dec 2004, 16:18, More)
Found this...
...thankfully, it's never been used. I'm keeping it, though, just in case.
( , Mon 20 Dec 2004, 14:34, More)
Must have been done...
...shirley?

And probably better, too. I'll go and look through the compo posts now, then, shall I?
( , Mon 20 Dec 2004, 14:14, More)
Thankfully...
...a wire brush and some Jeyes Fluid will work wonders:
( , Mon 20 Dec 2004, 13:55, More)


At B3ta we are completely sick of Christmas cards - sending messages of goodwill to people we haven't even seen in three years is a waste of our precious time. Instead, we want you to come up with greetings cards for those times in your life that really deserve it. Send your cards via the messageboard.
(Fri 17 Dec 2004, 13:16)
Pages: 25, 24, 23, 22, 21, 20, 19, 18, 17, 16, 15, 14, 13, 12, 11, 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1 (or see the latest posts)


Those bodyguards are useless
( , Mon 20 Dec 2004, 16:59, More)

Has always, and probably will for some time now, always remind me with getting shit smeared on your face.

EDIT: Bleh, i'd figure more than me would've seen CKY2K. :)
( , Mon 20 Dec 2004, 16:36, More)


Bah Badgers Scrotums
Dedicated to those who keep sending us cards years after we met them. Got one here, says "hope to see you soon." Come on give us a break, we met you three years ago on holiday ffs.
Cranberries.
( , Mon 20 Dec 2004, 16:18, More)

...thankfully, it's never been used. I'm keeping it, though, just in case.

( , Mon 20 Dec 2004, 14:34, More)

...shirley?

And probably better, too. I'll go and look through the compo posts now, then, shall I?
( , Mon 20 Dec 2004, 14:14, More)

...a wire brush and some Jeyes Fluid will work wonders:

( , Mon 20 Dec 2004, 13:55, More)