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[challenge entry] Movie posters turned into adverts challenge?
(Iawn Cont In the Worlds before Monkey, Primal chaos reigned, Tue 3 Feb, 21:13, Reply)
[challenge entry] Everything looks better in black and white...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 3 Feb, 20:12, Reply)
# I can’t draw of animate those bastard Mr. Men but here you go, something I finish3d today.


There was music set to this, but I can’t send this as an .swf or a .mp4, plus this doesn’t really belong on my YouTube lol, so imagine this is set to the tune of the Grange Hill theme song (the 70s one).

If only Mr. Bump lived to see him on b3ta… sad times.
(SillyMattPiez This piez can’t silly like no other, Tue 3 Feb, 18:04, Reply)
# I'm still in love with Changis Raja


- quick question, what are the file limits these days, peeps seem to be posting shit the size of Uganda
(I helped save b3ta! jumpjape goofs goofs goofs, Tue 3 Feb, 18:21, Reply)
# Kinda funny you ask that, there are no limits to GIFs lol.
Someone upload the entirety of Shrek onto a GIF once, Idk how you do that but yeah
(SillyMattPiez This piez can’t silly like no other, Tue 3 Feb, 18:38, Reply)
# I meant on this platform specifically.
Asking for a friend.
(I helped save b3ta! jumpjape goofs goofs goofs, Tue 3 Feb, 18:41, Reply)
# Oh, I dunno actually, I’ve only started posting regularly for a few weeks
But if a 1 minute GIF can be uploaded onto b3ta, then it can get that big I guess? I dunno, I’ll have to wait and see if when uploading another animation GIF b3ta says it’s too big.
(SillyMattPiez This piez can’t silly like no other, Tue 3 Feb, 18:43, Reply)
# ok cool thanks
(I helped save b3ta! jumpjape goofs goofs goofs, Tue 3 Feb, 18:46, Reply)
# Missed my 24 B3ta day
So have this instead. You'll need Ruffle to play it... web.archive.org/web/20040512151213/http://www.youareallcunts.com/users/vulga/b3ta/flash/hustle/
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Wed 4 Feb, 4:23, Reply)
# LMAO THATS BRILLIANT
You know it’s gonna be a great animation when the name of it is ‘you are all cunts’.
(SillyMattPiez This piez can’t silly like no other, Wed 4 Feb, 5:20, Reply)
[challenge entry] Little difference to Charles Laughton?
(Iawn Cont In the Worlds before Monkey, Primal chaos reigned, Tue 3 Feb, 16:53, Reply)
#
strange place to put his colostomy bag
(lumpytesticle, Tue 3 Feb, 18:07, Reply)
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I know. And then to draw a face on it and put a 10p wig on top?
(Iawn Cont In the Worlds before Monkey, Primal chaos reigned, Tue 3 Feb, 18:40, Reply)
# Oh my...
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Tue 3 Feb, 14:48, Reply)
# :)

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 3 Feb, 15:10, Reply)
# ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Tue 3 Feb, 15:54, Reply)
# eau my
(I helped save b3ta! jumpjape goofs goofs goofs, Tue 3 Feb, 17:28, Reply)
# Phone not best platform for doing stuff on.

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(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Mon 2 Feb, 22:24, Reply)
# Dickers - stickers of dicks - up to 5 meters long
We just built dickers.net.

Dickers - a range of silly, customisable, dick shaped stickers. Print any shape or size up to five metres long - from the tiniest knob to the heftiest schlong!

use code B3TAWILLY to get 50% off.

(CaptainW, Mon 2 Feb, 17:48, Reply)
# You fucking stupid fucking cunt
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 2 Feb, 18:46, Reply)
# Fucking shite.
They look nothing like mangoes, dried or otherwise.
(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Mon 2 Feb, 19:15, Reply)
# Fuck a Dyson
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 2 Feb, 19:20, Reply)
# that's actually quite a nice experience
(Hunnert Grand be kind to me. I'm new here, Tue 3 Feb, 1:45, Reply)
# Die
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Mon 2 Feb, 19:24, Reply)
# Your all dick
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 2 Feb, 20:46, Reply)
# my all dick what...
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 2 Feb, 23:22, Reply)
# Yes.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 3 Feb, 1:36, Reply)
# all your dick are belong to us
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 3 Feb, 1:46, Reply)
# I've used code B3TAWILLY before, and let me tell you it got me the opposite of 50% off.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 2 Feb, 21:37, Reply)
# eurgh
(piss and shit, Tue 3 Feb, 16:41, Reply)
# You bring, shame, upon this house. So, glad, you could, stay foreeeveeer.


Music to Check your Spam Filter By
01 Someone's In The Goofs
02 And Began to Goof
03 Gooferpillar
04 I Need Sum Goofs
(I helped save b3ta! jumpjape goofs goofs goofs, Tue 3 Feb, 17:27, Reply)
#
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Tue 3 Feb, 17:34, Reply)
# BEAST BRIGADE 2: No Charms for Chamchosis
(I helped save b3ta! jumpjape goofs goofs goofs, Tue 3 Feb, 17:36, Reply)
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(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Tue 3 Feb, 17:52, Reply)
# how dare you
(I helped save b3ta! jumpjape goofs goofs goofs, Tue 3 Feb, 18:17, Reply)
# Yes I can feel your anger. It gives you focus, makes you stronger.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Tue 3 Feb, 19:59, Reply)
# Hello you cunt!
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Wed 4 Feb, 10:47, Reply)
# "Meh-Laahh-Nia"

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(I helped save b3ta! finger jockey, Mon 2 Feb, 16:55, Reply)
# Saw a good review the other day.
“If they showed it on a plane people would still walk out.”
(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Mon 2 Feb, 19:16, Reply)
# lol
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Mon 2 Feb, 20:00, Reply)
# Mehlahneeah, if caught early, is treatable
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Tue 3 Feb, 0:53, Reply)
# I’ll take my chances.
Hubba Hubba!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 3 Feb, 1:37, Reply)
# I hear the audience lit up over the movie
(gijoel, Tue 3 Feb, 22:44, Reply)
[challenge entry] Essential Christmas viewing
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Mon 2 Feb, 11:28, Reply)
# Am I the only one who thinks this?
(I helped save b3ta! tinglto 4 sheets to the wind, Sun 1 Feb, 21:39, Reply)
# Is that Mr Beast on the right?
I can see how he got that name, now.
(xaer0mancer, Tue 3 Feb, 21:19, Reply)
#
can't be he's not shilling anything
(lumpytesticle, Wed 4 Feb, 3:42, Reply)
[challenge entry] A Trip to the Loon
(Iawn Cont In the Worlds before Monkey, Primal chaos reigned, Sun 1 Feb, 21:07, Reply)
[challenge entry]

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(I helped save b3ta! TheVillage Idiot Kiss me, Fatty!!!, Sun 1 Feb, 20:09, Reply)
#
(Iawn Cont In the Worlds before Monkey, Primal chaos reigned, Sun 1 Feb, 19:03, Reply)
# Are those Fleshlights?
(rogerzilla, Mon 2 Feb, 7:06, Reply)
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(lumpytesticle, Sun 1 Feb, 18:40, Reply)
# Feck!!
I'm starting to think we should have an Epstein scandal comp.
(gijoel, Sun 1 Feb, 23:13, Reply)
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like my adrian chiles pisstakes - its becoming more difficult to out satire whats actually going on
(lumpytesticle, Sun 1 Feb, 23:38, Reply)
# I like the concept.
But fuck AI.
(Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Mon 2 Feb, 11:42, Reply)
[challenge entry] That was easy!
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sun 1 Feb, 16:11, Reply)

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