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[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! The Legendary Pink Dot survived yet another, Tue 6 Jan, 22:47, Reply)
# tee hee
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 6 Jan, 23:01, Reply)
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(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 7 Jan, 0:51, Reply)
# Ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Wed 7 Jan, 8:54, Reply)
# it's brain fart o'clock.
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Tue 6 Jan, 21:36, Reply)
[challenge entry] the man who made a monster...
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Tue 6 Jan, 12:51, Reply)
# The Pride Of Frankenstein's Last Shit
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Tue 6 Jan, 14:24, Reply)
# "On a scale of one to ten, how stinky is it?"
"It's a fiiiiive!"
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 6 Jan, 16:25, Reply)
[challenge entry] That's Sunday afternoons telly sorted
(Iawn Cont In the Worlds before Monkey, Primal chaos reigned, Tue 6 Jan, 10:43, Reply)
# Also the sequel
Farts, ten, from Navarone
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Tue 6 Jan, 23:25, Reply)
#


i tried to make this work by sticking an arse on the lancaster, didn't work at all. should have done that before spending time on the text lol

"Turds away!"
(lumpytesticle, Wed 7 Jan, 11:43, Reply)
# Another year wasted in this crazy place...

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(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Tue 6 Jan, 0:56, Reply)
# Many happy retards!
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 6 Jan, 1:13, Reply)
# 23 years?!? No biggie. I got t-shirts older than that
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 6 Jan, 1:56, Reply)
# hEAVENS TO BETSY!!
Happy Candles.

(I helped save b3ta! unclepills Sixty 25th of Decembers, Tue 6 Jan, 7:37, Reply)
# Merry Candlemas
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Tue 6 Jan, 10:23, Reply)
# Happy Candles!
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Tue 6 Jan, 11:03, Reply)
# You're on fire !!
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Tue 6 Jan, 12:58, Reply)
# Blowing your own horn again…eh?!
\o/ iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 6 Jan, 13:39, Reply)
# No tubas this time...
I grow old and photochop for iPad really sucks! Getting anything animated is just not worth the effort.
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Wed 7 Jan, 3:55, Reply)
# Nice
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Tue 6 Jan, 20:16, Reply)
# super candles display have great one
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 6 Jan, 23:02, Reply)
[challenge entry] Smellicle songs for smellicle scats
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 5 Jan, 22:51, Reply)
# Tubgriselda
(rogerzilla, Tue 6 Jan, 7:18, Reply)
# Tubcats!
Ba ba ba ba ba ba ba da
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 6 Jan, 7:43, Reply)
# We're so wonderfully wonderfully wonderfully wonderfully shitty
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 6 Jan, 23:53, Reply)
# Mungojobbie and Bumholeteazer
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 6 Jan, 12:49, Reply)
# Aww, Tubgirl. Takes me back.
Meeemoriiiieeees...
(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Wed 7 Jan, 8:16, Reply)
# I hate musical theatre, but here's one I also wouldn't go and see.
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Mon 5 Jan, 19:33, Reply)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Mon 5 Jan, 21:10, Reply)
# there's some lovely little details in there it's easy to miss
In mine the teeth were original 'Berry Yellow'.
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Mon 5 Jan, 21:19, Reply)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 5 Jan, 18:00, Reply)
[challenge entry] GOATSE WARNING: DO NOT LOOK IF YOU MIGHT GET UPSET
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 5 Jan, 20:16, Reply)
# now THAT'S a Prince Albert
(rogerzilla, Tue 6 Jan, 8:54, Reply)
[challenge entry] Mmmm. Fishy.

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(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 5 Jan, 16:07, Reply)
# That'll ferment unrest
I've seen that in supermarkets up north. Cans should NOT bulge disconcertingly.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 6 Jan, 16:27, Reply)
[challenge entry] Possibly the smelliest film? Is it a euphemism? Glass Slipper
(Iawn Cont In the Worlds before Monkey, Primal chaos reigned, Mon 5 Jan, 15:30, Reply)
# Made the original over 2 months ago and forgot it until now (my 20th b3Ta Day)

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(Valefar So what?, Mon 5 Jan, 14:25, Reply)
# Arse like a pot of Marmite
(rogerzilla, Mon 5 Jan, 15:02, Reply)
[challenge entry] Filmed up the OXO Tower...
(I helped save b3ta! _le_shat Back with another one of those cock blockin' beats, Mon 5 Jan, 12:33, Reply)
# yuck
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Mon 5 Jan, 14:32, Reply)
# Top marks for twisting those letters right
but marks off for your weak historical French Astronomical nomenclature game.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 5 Jan, 20:27, Reply)
[challenge entry] Call that a smelly plant?

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(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 5 Jan, 12:09, Reply)
# :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Mon 5 Jan, 14:32, Reply)
[challenge entry] The hills are alive
(I helped save b3ta! laplandes is working on a pie that can cure all disease, Mon 5 Jan, 11:42, Reply)
[challenge entry] sanchez
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Mon 5 Jan, 11:55, Reply)
# nice dirty sanchez
(rogerzilla, Mon 5 Jan, 12:08, Reply)
# Poolin Pooge
(I helped save b3ta! _le_shat Back with another one of those cock blockin' beats, Mon 5 Jan, 12:45, Reply)
# nice, have a repost
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 5 Jan, 12:13, Reply)
# I can hear Humphrey Lyttleton now...
... and this week's prize is sure to delight every bovine emetophile. It's the sound of moo-sick
(I helped save b3ta! laplandes is working on a pie that can cure all disease, Mon 5 Jan, 12:25, Reply)
#

(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Mon 5 Jan, 13:12, Reply)
[challenge entry]


now thats a search i never want to have to repeat
(lumpytesticle, Sun 4 Jan, 21:19, Reply)
# The lumpytesticle doth protest too much, methinks.
Clicked anyway, despite the notgays.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sun 4 Jan, 23:07, Reply)
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honestly i didn't think a man could bend into those positions :(
(lumpytesticle, Sun 4 Jan, 23:13, Reply)
# you'd never have survived
when goatse ruled the board
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Mon 5 Jan, 2:14, Reply)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 4 Jan, 23:15, Reply)
#
lol whole pub looked over at me when i went HA! at this

"Of all the gin joints, in all the towns, in all the world, her ass backs into mine"

both of these remind me of the ass-o-tron!
(lumpytesticle, Mon 5 Jan, 0:19, Reply)
# The 1940s version
Of that Viz photo (in every issue) where the guy is kissing the girl's arse
(rogerzilla, Mon 5 Jan, 8:59, Reply)
# AKA that picture of that bloke kissing that girl's arse
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 5 Jan, 14:20, Reply)
# That's the badger
(rogerzilla, Mon 5 Jan, 18:21, Reply)
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How much research did it take to find just the right ass shot?
(I helped save b3ta! _le_shat Back with another one of those cock blockin' beats, Mon 5 Jan, 12:52, Reply)
# I just used a selfie
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 6 Jan, 0:45, Reply)

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