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New Japanese Products. The internet seems to rely on those wacky orientals coming up with something new each month, so we want you to invent fake Japanese products that the gullible will be sending each other for years to come. Immerse yourself in Japanese pop culture and post the results on the messageboard.

(Fri 11 Jul 2003, 10:21)
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# Comp entry

Saw this trippy hat and had to do it!
(I helped save b3ta! useful_idiot, Tue 15 Jul 2003, 15:24, More)
# Sumo Balloons, anybody?

(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Tue 15 Jul 2003, 14:47, More)
# Yum

(dapthechap probably has this as a status on facebook, Tue 15 Jul 2003, 13:48, More)
# Dave's insistence
on using his own limited knowledge of Japanese rather than a translater



led to problems; although it did look magnificent flowing in the wind.
(Phil not DS, Tue 15 Jul 2003, 13:38, More)
# super happy office fun for all work too much salarymans

the Kanji is as close as I could translate it
morning all
edit:
well, spank my bottom and call me betty I have no idea what that is supposed mean...I'm on a bit of a roll with this compo thing....thank you Threepwood!
(I helped save b3ta! sosumi, Tue 15 Jul 2003, 9:14, More)
# I don't know what the product is
but I feel I should want one.

(jagnasty, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 23:51, More)
# Make whizard go-go!!

Love happy island car!!
what the fuck am I saying?
/bottle
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 22:25, More)
# well he seems to keep featuring them so its time he was for sale
www.raw-edge.co.uk/japgn/
(I helped save b3ta! raw-edge, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 22:10, More)
# I
I do so want to enter this compo, but I have these two books of Japanese inventions that are so bizarre ay anything I come up with seems quite normal, here's the cover from book two:



The ISBNs are:
4-905943-02-7
4-905943-01-9
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 22:03, More)
# .

(I helped save b3ta! wingpig wish I'd known about liquify eighteen years ago, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 20:49, More)
# Shark Theater


(I helped save b3ta! MadMike, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 20:21, More)
# 2nd posting Yay


Sorry about the re-hashed Men behaving badly joke!
(I helped save b3ta! Big Ian has stopped changing his sig, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 17:51, More)
# You rike to fluck, yes, goody, goody, lady roves fun machine

(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 17:15, More)
# .

(I helped save b3ta! Darryn.R, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 16:31, More)
# New! Dy-san! with Tsunami action

(I helped save b3ta! gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 15:56, More)
# for those long conversations

i present - the toblerfone
(icedragon, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 15:22, More)
# homo kun
anyone done this yet?
cfb
(I helped save b3ta! wingpig wish I'd known about liquify eighteen years ago, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 14:54, More)
# No likey shave?

too lazy to add fake jap writing...
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 13:37, More)
# Turtle-House!!

Bigger!!
(I helped save b3ta! corington, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 13:15, More)
# Looks painful.

I haven't entered a compo for a while and the quality of the things I produce NEVER gets better.
(I helped save b3ta! Bluesound, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 12:51, More)
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