1 second wonder
Please excuse rubbishness.


(JayTee, Sat 4 Dec 2004, 10:28, More)

Well, if "real" for you means living in an eye-less, paintmashed world...

(ladycat, Sat 4 Dec 2004, 10:26, More)

even more seamless

(OhArse Select * from newJobs ORDER BY salary DESC, Sat 4 Dec 2004, 9:23, More)

Entry.. thing
if life were more like Hollywood.



Every time we went out there would be a car chase.

EDIT - updated with better version, improved the explosion and repositioned the exploding car.

EDIT 2- added rocket into scene, got rid of exploding car and moved explosion. Corrected helicopter's position. changed text at bottom to thought bubble rising from lead car. Also compressed image more, because dialuper's don't really care if this is posted at maximum detail, it was the slowest loading image on the page.
(Manaani Wanderer, Sat 4 Dec 2004, 9:14, More)

bliss


If movies where real.... bliss


Hee
(Madam Ceer, Sat 4 Dec 2004, 7:22, More)

Re-Incarnation The Evil Returns
It may seem like Mao's gone for good but take a closer look, the evil has taken a new form. Do you believe in reincarnation?


(ttsetan, Sat 4 Dec 2004, 5:59, More)

Re-Incarnation The Evil Returns
It may seem like Mao's gone for good but take a closer look, the evil has taken a new form. Do you believe in reincarnation?

(ttsetan, Sat 4 Dec 2004, 5:58, More)

he's gone crazy with power


time for bed, I reckon.
( gazz, Sat 4 Dec 2004, 5:18, More)

Certain
objects in museums still captivate people as they did their ancestors.

( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sat 4 Dec 2004, 4:52, More)

If movies were real...

(richeybai Hum my chuckies, Sat 4 Dec 2004, 2:00, More)

'pologies for crapness


I could've done more, but, meh, arsed.
(Suddenly, zebras Safe and sound for eternity, Sat 4 Dec 2004, 1:39, More)

well
looks like I'm good for another 100 years or so.
*weep*
would there be a point in living for 200 years if you couldn't love at all?
( Or is it?, Sat 4 Dec 2004, 0:58, More)

If movie plots were real...
...why the hell would we need movies. In fact who would have invented Movies, Why? How? What-Where?
Questions I'm sure no one, for the sake of humanity's sanity, will answer.


(cfb)
(greensmith what!? what!?, Sat 4 Dec 2004, 0:56, More)

What do you mean if movies were real?
This happens everyday, doesn't it?

( maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 3 Dec 2004, 23:51, More)

If movies were real....


big, baggy, ugly, grey pants..!
( printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Fri 3 Dec 2004, 23:22, More)

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click for pic (3Mb)

mod edit: good lord! that's huge, and not in a good way! - try making the dimensions smaller and reducing the colours
(Phlegm, Fri 3 Dec 2004, 23:17, More)

If Movies were real


Zulu would never have been half as good once we realised where the Zulu's 'intelligence' came from. The odds seem to balance themselves out after this.
(GreasyChipButty, Fri 3 Dec 2004, 23:08, More)

( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 3 Dec 2004, 23:08, More)

If films were real



The multinationals would certainly be on board.
(GreasyChipButty, Fri 3 Dec 2004, 22:45, More)

Catsablanca


If movies were true, they would always have Paris......
(GreasyChipButty, Fri 3 Dec 2004, 22:25, More)