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The world is full of wonderous creatures perfectly adapted to their surroundings, but what about those that drew the evolutionary short straw? Photoshop us the animals that never stood a chance and post them on the messageboard.

(Fri 14 Jan 2005, 10:40)

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The big bollocked flying squirrel

'ning
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mongychops, Mon 17 Jan 2005, 11:14, More)

If nature refuses to select, someone else will always oblige.

repost for vague compo entry
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Spunkmeyer, Mon 17 Jan 2005, 10:53, More)

i shall never be good at the animal merge thing

oh well this'll have to do
(Vin diesel touches my tra la la shove a bastard in it, Mon 17 Jan 2005, 10:49, More)

One of God's blueprints.

BIGGER IS BETTER!
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CaroWallis, Mon 17 Jan 2005, 10:48, More)

The ice station zebra
What with hypotherma and train accidents it was doomed. DOOMED I TELL YOU!!!

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the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Mon 17 Jan 2005, 10:36, More)

the battus cantseeabastardthingus

ran out of batteries.
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mrRush, Mon 17 Jan 2005, 10:05, More)

woo!

/repost
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barnesy, Mon 17 Jan 2005, 9:25, More)

another shameless comp pearoast wot i found

(Vin diesel touches my tra la la shove a bastard in it, Mon 17 Jan 2005, 9:09, More)

pearoast for comp

He's a bit crap and confused so he quickly died out.
(Vin diesel touches my tra la la shove a bastard in it, Mon 17 Jan 2005, 9:03, More)

With apologies to Pete & Dud.

In 1966 Peter Cook and Dudley Moore did a sketch about an unsuccessful restaurant named The Frog and Peach....MOORE: Don't you feel, again, you're at a disadvantage because of your menu? I mean - COOK: The menu! Oh dear! Yes, that is - Oh! This has been a terrible hindrance to us building up a business. The menu is the most - have you seen it? MOORE: Yes, I have. COOK: It's the most appalling thing. There's so little to choose from. You start with - what's that? MOORE: Spawn cocktail. COOK: Spawn cocktail. One of the most revolting dishes known to man. Then there's only two other dishes really. There's frog a la peche, which is a frog done in Cointreau and with a peach stuffed in its mouth And, ah, then, of course, there's peche a la frog, which is really not much to write home about. A waiter comes to your table. He's got this moleste peach on it, which is covered in boiling liqueur, you see, and he slices it open to reveal about two thousand little black tadpoles squiggling about. It's one of the most disgusting sights I've ever seen. God, it turns me over to think of it.

edit/ It's a PEACH
Dirty boy, bad boy. In your bed.
biroart
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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Mon 17 Jan 2005, 5:46, More)

The molest Grantelope
was never very popular around the watering hole.

(Ha ha! It's supposed to be the h-u-g-e grantelope, but the word automatically gets changed. So change it back in your heads, k?)
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mr_dog, Mon 17 Jan 2005, 2:37, More)

The Soccerdillo

one I did a long time ago... I just was waiting for this challenge...
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gp_guineapig, Mon 17 Jan 2005, 1:17, More)

usually foul smelling
this breed of skunk, mephitis delicious, or more commonly known sirloin skunk, as an
unusual musk that smells exactly like porterhouse steak with sauteed mushrooms.