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one million years bc

One Million Years BC What with all the running around in furs and grunting at each other it appears that people didn't have time to document their lives in mindnumbing detail back in prehistoric times. Christ, they didn't even have blogs! So, using the power of photoshop and your sordid imaginations, show us what life was like back then on the messageboard.

(Fri 7 May 2004, 10:41)
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# cavemen of the future

(mixtapes, Thu 13 May 2004, 2:11, More)
# seem`s cave men catch on very quickly to new dangers
After 1 million years the translation is complete it says never play with fire

(I helped save b3ta! rollingcabbage is still alive, Wed 12 May 2004, 23:29, More)
# ugglasses

(chimchim, Wed 12 May 2004, 22:22, More)
# Swimming in the Silurian Sea
well, Devonian...

(Sciuridae with Paridae How long has it been since I last posted?, Wed 12 May 2004, 22:08, More)
# Wait for it...


Spot the deliberate mistake.
(AdrianJ, Wed 12 May 2004, 21:45, More)
# Ug Ug

Fortunately reading hadn't been invented so he was quite safe...
(JcmS, Wed 12 May 2004, 21:02, More)
# How cats were first domesticated

Told you I'd animate it
sorry about the size before click for the biggiee!
(I helped save b3ta! Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Wed 12 May 2004, 20:48, More)
# ..
My Brand New Animation - The Outrage Family

(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Wed 12 May 2004, 20:39, More)
# early file sharing

(exabopper - I see what you did there!, Wed 12 May 2004, 19:53, More)
# The hunting habits of the Caveman

(pseudosocrates, Wed 12 May 2004, 19:21, More)
# Are cavemen cool or what?!
yay..

(Zeliran, Wed 12 May 2004, 18:46, More)
# Him again
This is my first ever animated GIF, so I've probably done some things wrong. Oh well. And there'll probably be some kind of remote linkage error 'cos I'm cheap like that.

(askham, Wed 12 May 2004, 18:36, More)
# Dino Trials


Bigger here!
(r3load, Wed 12 May 2004, 18:34, More)
# Some aminals had better instincts than others.

CAUTION: never stand near a mammoth wot`s sneezing
(terry b, Wed 12 May 2004, 18:08, More)
# Not bad for such a dopey looking fucker...

(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Wed 12 May 2004, 17:26, More)
# A slight hiccough with the ascent of man...

(AdrianJ, Wed 12 May 2004, 17:00, More)
# Damn aliens

(Had to be done. Sorry)
(I helped save b3ta! Satur9 The shoes!, Wed 12 May 2004, 16:51, More)
# Even back then...
Mankind was plagued by the same problems we face today:

(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Wed 12 May 2004, 16:05, More)
# The original release...
... never did very well in the cinema.


(I helped save b3ta! TooMuch2AM, Wed 12 May 2004, 14:13, More)
# Even celebrities
didn't get away with Ken Liveunderastone's harsh policies



PS - I contested my congestion charge penalty for blatantely not paying saying that their web payment interface was pants and got let off! Woo for unclear websites!
(I helped save b3ta! pattwat, Wed 12 May 2004, 13:47, More)
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