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what your pets do when no one is watching

You go out all day, you leave them alone in the house... what do your pets do when no ones watching? Photoshop the pictures you're never there to take, and post them on the board

(Fri 13 Dec 2002, 11:04)
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# My kitten invites all his mates 'round
for drunken arrdvark tossing competitions.

Look at the state of my carpet, and I bet he wont be the one that cleans it up.

B3ta virgin, please be gentle if my pixy is too big.
(, Sun 15 Dec 2002, 0:22, More)
# They've been working
while I'm out for years, but still no cure for the common cold.

(, Sat 14 Dec 2002, 23:32, More)
# trying again!! sorry new to this


Translation; "Look at that girl, I'm going to sexually satisfy myself on her then kill the cock sucker, you steal the money and the
cannabis, then we end it and leave, do you understand?"
(, Sat 14 Dec 2002, 23:26, More)
# And I always blamed it on the husband...

Bloody deviant.
(, Sat 14 Dec 2002, 23:19, More)
# When I'm out he takes the piss out of opera singers

(, Sat 14 Dec 2002, 23:01, More)
# ...you got to work... you leave a window open... and

(, Sat 14 Dec 2002, 22:17, More)
# the pet pig thinks he's a bmx god. wanker.

(, Sat 14 Dec 2002, 22:02, More)
# he uses my party horns to gain attention. twat.

(, Sat 14 Dec 2002, 21:38, More)
# The little bastards from next door...


...have nicked my hot air baloon again
(, Sat 14 Dec 2002, 21:29, More)
# when I'm not about, they fuck off to the dam for a 'ho peek'. Buggers.

(, Sat 14 Dec 2002, 20:43, More)
# When I'm not about...


...my dog is training for the next Olympics.
(, Sat 14 Dec 2002, 20:30, More)
# Working on a new advertising project for cash behind my back for extra carrots. Rabbit pie when I get back then.

(, Sat 14 Dec 2002, 20:21, More)
# So that's why my phone bill is so high

(, Sat 14 Dec 2002, 19:09, More)
# Whenever I go away for the week...
He stars on Broadway.

Don't think he wants to be in Cats, though.
(, Sat 14 Dec 2002, 19:07, More)
# Every time I turn my back ...

My frog keeps using my experimental resizing machine and threatens the nearby towns and villages.
(, Sat 14 Dec 2002, 19:01, More)
# when I go out, Gerald takes
the local ballet class


hey Rockbus!! this aint a repost
(, Sat 14 Dec 2002, 18:37, More)
# As soon as I'm out the door...


...the little buggers are at it...
(, Sat 14 Dec 2002, 18:35, More)
# Was meant to be posted
Yesterday, but the size thingy screwed me over. One thing i would say is, it's worth looking for the detail...

This is what i found in Temporary Internet Files when i got home the other day, and i thought WE wasted our days...



Click for A LOT bigger..

I hope i get at least one w/y :(

(, Sat 14 Dec 2002, 17:44, More)
# As it turns out
the dog was moonlighting.
When he wasn't curled up in front of the fire,



he was Special Constable Rover, Dog Section.

BTW : The C5 is a genuine police vehicle ! I kid ye not.
(, Sat 14 Dec 2002, 17:21, More)
# Jazz hamster

I'm bored, can you tell?
(, Sat 14 Dec 2002, 17:19, More)
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