I think ive just about offended every major religion


Hey jesus please squeeze us, that would appease us,
not like buddha whose blubber makes us shudder,
but theres allah in tikka masala with his pet piranah,
he's attacked the flesh of ganesh but is saved by shiva with a cleaver,
while moses poses with the stone roses,
all this is very strange backdropped in a mountain range
(Absynth&Cheese Have you tasted my Jesus, Sun 1 Aug 2004, 14:28, More)

( Hankster, Sun 1 Aug 2004, 14:27, More)

first compo entry

(mitch, Sun 1 Aug 2004, 14:07, More)

Pandagriff Visits Aberystwyth

(Pimms'N'Lemonade thinks you are a twat, prove me wrong., Sun 1 Aug 2004, 13:50, More)

..a psd is not for me
but some extensions I prefer
to which these filenames might refer
to create my challenge entry



and a

and


alt tags are your friend
( beaubodor blogless, Sun 1 Aug 2004, 13:45, More)

There's a Moose Loose Aboot this Hoose!


EDIT - forget the animating, lets stick with the good ol' jpg
( TIAL Four capital letters, written in gold., Sun 1 Aug 2004, 12:30, More)

undoubtedly been done


'ning all
( MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Sun 1 Aug 2004, 11:52, More)

A Stobart Van arriving in Hobart, man

( TIAL Four capital letters, written in gold., Sun 1 Aug 2004, 11:37, More)

Say what you seE

(flakeygoathairs, Sun 1 Aug 2004, 10:56, More)

quick compo

text is a bit small so:
there was an old lady
who lived in a shoe,
she had so many children
she was stuck as what to do,
so she logged onto ebay,
and sold them for cannibal stew

edit: was gonna say its a bit quiet then i realised the time on a Sunday morning

edit2: I KILLED THE BOARD!!!
( Plomien is Polish for flame, Sun 1 Aug 2004, 9:56, More)

"SATISFACTORY CAR-KEY BLACK-WEE PLAQUE-FREE ACNE ACME SACKME HACKNEY (carriage) SMACKME (bitch up) BACK-KNEE (of a horse) KHAKI FACTORY featuring a SARKY PARKY who loves TOBACCY" MARQUEE with TEA for all TO SEE



image made by masterconnor, stick figure ninja, dog horse, and myself.

the beginning
(schnurricane, Sun 1 Aug 2004, 6:32, More)

this looks like a good thread to repost for compo in...

( magicbaboon, Sun 1 Aug 2004, 5:20, More)

Orange Doorhinge.


Peel to Open.
(threefour, Sun 1 Aug 2004, 3:47, More)

(peter) cookbook (on a hook)

first post - my mum says it's funny.
(hostagesituation, Sun 1 Aug 2004, 1:51, More)

say what you see,
if you see it, say it.


( gazz, Sun 1 Aug 2004, 1:40, More)

smitten...

explanation for those outside oz. ted whitten was one of the hardest men ever to pull on a football boot... the thought of him being smitten by a mitten wearing kitten kinda tickled my fancy
( woowoowoo, Sun 1 Aug 2004, 1:31, More)

Crappy
" /
Wrecks of Becks red X Decks

*edit: sorry guys, I tried to make it even bigger but Yahweh himself, sickened by wanton human lust for power reduced the size on a scale not seen since babel, that scale being 50%
(Slyph, Sun 1 Aug 2004, 0:53, More)

Mr. T, filled with glee.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sun 1 Aug 2004, 0:18, More)

Not email

(Stoneage_Romeo, Sun 1 Aug 2004, 0:05, More)

Kong

spong, bong
CFB
(StinkyCheeseMan, Sat 31 Jul 2004, 23:25, More)