Sorry... A Beaten B3tan

( Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Fri 30 Jul 2004, 14:39, More)

Never thought I'd get a chance to repost this


It's Tara Palmer
The llama farmer
With Harrison Ford-Prefect
(a bit of a genetic defect)
He's sitting on a tyre
That just caught fire
( The Rabid Ferret of Doom is no longer a badger, Fri 30 Jul 2004, 14:34, More)

Bit obscure?

Once I was Autonomous,
till I met the octopus
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 30 Jul 2004, 14:25, More)

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(radja, Fri 30 Jul 2004, 14:25, More)

nnnnggghh!

Gail, Dale and Jimmy Nail, who escaped from Jail by Rail, riding on a Snail, wearing Chainmail, following a Whale carrying a Pail, on a Trail of Kale and a hay Bale, on a quest for the holy Grail
( BamaSS, Fri 30 Jul 2004, 14:25, More)

stretching it a bit...

( Laughing Boy, Fri 30 Jul 2004, 14:15, More)

I am so sorry.

(Harris Haggis, Fri 30 Jul 2004, 14:13, More)

The Cow

(deane1980 - I wasn't working at:, Fri 30 Jul 2004, 14:10, More)

Seems this is an excuse to photoshop all my old poems.

The Itinerant Toymaker
He ambles through damp brambles,
Throughout the day he rambles,
Eating ample simple samples
Of the plants on which he tramples.
Yet still his belly rumbles
So he stumbles, stops, and fumbles
In his humble sack for apples
Though he grumbles as he grapples
Not with apples or with vittles
But a set of wooden skittles.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Fri 30 Jul 2004, 14:08, More)

Say what you see

(farmboy, Fri 30 Jul 2004, 14:03, More)

This gay male likes to sail on a whales tail with a pail of cold ale


is it gay time yet?
(Mr Explody, Fri 30 Jul 2004, 14:02, More)

Che guevara playing a guitar-a?

( Laughing Boy, Fri 30 Jul 2004, 13:55, More)

Ironic Ionic


made iconic

Unamazingly enough I thought of this last week, no doubt when everyone else was coming up with such things.
( Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Fri 30 Jul 2004, 13:53, More)

Quick, Crick, McCrirrick, McCrirrick, Crick, Quick!

( dr_fonz, Fri 30 Jul 2004, 13:50, More)

go rolf go!

( woowoowoo, Fri 30 Jul 2004, 13:38, More)

/bandwagon


claw, paw, quick draw mc graw, law and spore - just to add blatent northen ness


Edit: i skipped reading the frontpage, better compo this
(VashTheStampede http://www.b3ta.com/features/howtopoachanegg/, Fri 30 Jul 2004, 13:36, More)

Tentative repost
my first ever repost!


Lovely bigness
i'll do something more apt, i promise - just waited so long to do a repost :)
(nutty_nut_nuts, Fri 30 Jul 2004, 13:35, More)

my effort
its alan prost who's embossed in the frost and lost and just tossed...

thank you :)



(MrE, Fri 30 Jul 2004, 13:35, More)

joins rp for comp thread

( beaubodor blogless, Fri 30 Jul 2004, 13:32, More)

Is alliteration necessary
for a rhyming compo?

I give you a repost with only a single rhyme. Minimalist humour from a fan of the classics.

Posting in someone else's compo because this is a repost-for-compo :)
( Ratsta, Fri 30 Jul 2004, 13:32, More)