Ninja Turtles
One day, the Turtles wanted to Ninja, but they were too slow to Ninja!

"Your Turtles are too slow!!!" shout Rat "You cannot Ninja!", but suddenly, people from outside were dump pollution into the sewer.

"A POLLUTION SEWER!!!!!" shout the Turtles, and they tried to run away, but they were too slow to make runnings!!!!!!!!

The acid of pollution made a goo of all turtles.

Rat had used its Rat Powers to climb up the cieling, but then the people came back and dumped pollution on the cieling!
"NO!" shout Rat, as many acids make a goo on the Rat, and a not Rat.
( gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 11:57, More)

this will not be a front page
this will not be a front page

:D *clicks

edit you reckon this is compo worthy?:


( op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:35, More)

...


prolly bindun
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 12:03, More)

High tech business-card

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 20:21, More)

( printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 18:37, More)

Air Mail

(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 13:46, More)

The soultion is obvious


but compression all but killed this.
( An Egg ,D, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 4:01, More)

Or How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love UPS


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(newintown, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 0:32, More)

bindun?

( hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 22:20, More)

You could just post your letter...


So so sorry.
(joe90, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 18:27, More)

Desperate times...

(izal, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 16:21, More)

something, something

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 14:43, More)

Maybe this would get them back to work.


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( An Egg ,D, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 0:36, More)

Oh yeah . . . race ya !

( Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 23:16, More)

The normal way Royal Mail delivers parcels


Bastards
( Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Thu 29 Oct 2009, 22:56, More)

may as well cut out the middle man

( claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Thu 29 Oct 2009, 22:55, More)

RM provides a fowl service.

( Greedo You're lucky you found me first., Thu 29 Oct 2009, 21:43, More)

make the referee do it

(boro_boy punched a swan on, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 21:31, More)

:D

(herman:D, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 20:57, More)

'Lo
Why not? We appear to be selling every other asset in the "great British going out of business sale".



Much apologies for the dodgy artwork. Graphic design was never my strongpoint. But you get the point.
(badbob82 actually has mates called Rex and Wendy, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 20:06, More)