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the worst superheroes ever

Just think of a super-hero with the worst super-powers imaginable. Then provide us with a nice picture showing exactly how pathetic they are. Challenge suggested by tokyosexwhale.

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# Does whatever a Spider-Flan can

(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 23:59, More)
# Super Rock . . . some take it for granite !

(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 21:01, More)
# Was going to do a super hero but couldn't be bothered... Shit! There goes my secret identity!

(An eejit passing by in a purple satin skirt with sparkly bits, Sat 4 Jun 2011, 23:21, More)
# hit the fucking foetus you cocksniffer
here's one from 2006


 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Sat 4 Jun 2011, 2:21, More)
# Superman for the resc.... oh.. fucksocks

(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 23:51, More)
# Surprised it ain't bindun yet

(An eejit passing by in a purple satin skirt with sparkly bits, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 22:42, More)
# I'm sure no one cares anymore, but I had to, sorry...

(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 22:17, More)
# this sounds like a job for DYING FISH MAN.

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# Cant even ride a fucking horse.....

(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 14:46, More)
# Oooooooooh..... Looks like a job for THE BANKER....


(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 14:20, More)
# ...

(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Thu 2 Jun 2011, 12:36, More)
# Scuse RT

(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 11:02, More)
# The Adventures of Impossibly Fast Man!

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It's weird that my first post after lengthy sort-of-retirement is also my most ambitious. Ho hum...
(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 0:42, More)
# There can be only one...

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#

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# Burns eveyting he touches man!!!


Is it a superpower or is it a curse???
(FrancisYorkMorgan Just call me York; that's what everyone calls me.., Wed 1 Jun 2011, 21:46, More)
# PISSMAN FIGHTS FOR WORLD PISS

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 20:47, More)
# work in progress
HP Lovecraft, Edgar Allen Poe and Gay Hulk

(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 18:59, More)
# as we're peaing

and

(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 21:44, More)
#

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